The secret life of Travis Mayweather

[bbjeg]

If I'm thinking about it I would see him being athletic;

You know where they really messed up?

Not having him playing that ball game in Desert Crossing.

Incredible missed opportunity.

So you basically want an episode of the entire cast getting hot and sweaty while playing beach volleyball. Am I wrong?


Hoshi:
"Carrots! #specialsoup"
"Pineapple! #birthdayboy"
"Psychic stalker! #getoutofmyhead"

Thus exhausting my entire knowledge of Twitter.

Well, you got me beat.

 

[kirkfan]

Travis is president of the ship's Dungeons and Dragons club.

He's very good at chess when possessed by an alien entity.

 

[Jedi_Master]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[kirkfan]

This thread is hilarious.

I hope I am contributing to that.

 

[Gaith]

When no-one is looking, Travis likes to log into Archer's ready room terminal and delete the Enterprise's logs - hence TNG having never heard of the Ferengi or Borg...

And he thought he was archiving logs the whole time.

Hey now, that's just mean. And ruins Daniel's rather excellent joke.

 

[kirkfan]

Travis season!

Malcom seasin!


Travis season!


Malcom season!

...

 

[galleywest]

Travis is president of the ship's Dungeons and Dragons club.

Also, Chess Club and Glee Club. In his spare time he enjoys such activities as walking, breathing, eating, and looking out windows.

Poor Travis. Four seasons, and I can't think of a single unique piece of information about you other than that you were a Boomer.

 

[bbjeg]

^Don't give Chess Club a bad name. I liked it too much to share it jokingly with Travis.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Perhaps he has a sock collection...

 

[kirkfan]

He made Hoshi talk to jello.

 

[eyeresist]

Or at least he told her it was jello

Also, Chess Club and Glee Club. In his spare time he enjoys such activities as walking, breathing, eating, and looking out windows.

I like the idea of Travis at the back of the ship's choir, earnestly singing "be bop boo bop be bop booooooo!"

I also like that Travis's thread is up to three pages. See, you do matter, Travis!

 

[kirkfan]

"Don't you recognize me, Travis?"


Who said that? No cheating!

 

[eyeresist]

I believe that was Malcolm, whilst wearing a cunning disguise in the prison camp ep. Though at first I considered it might be Hoshi's "invisibility" episode.

Maybe it should have been:
TRAVIS: Don't you recognise me, Malcolm?
MALCOLM: No. Are you wearing some sort of disguise?
TRAVIS: No. [walks away sadly]

 

[kirkfan]

I believe that was Malcolm, whilst wearing a cunning disguise in the prison camp ep. Though at first I considered it might be Hoshi's "invisibility" episode.

Maybe it should have been:
TRAVIS: Don't you recognise me, Malcolm?
MALCOLM: No. Are you wearing some sort of disguise?
TRAVIS: No. [walks away sadly]

You got it.

Travis the invisible?

 

[galleywest]

I believe that was Malcolm, whilst wearing a cunning disguise in the prison camp ep. Though at first I considered it might be Hoshi's "invisibility" episode.

Maybe it should have been:
TRAVIS: Don't you recognise me, Malcolm?
MALCOLM: No. Are you wearing some sort of disguise?
TRAVIS: No. [walks away sadly]

You got it.

Travis the invisible?

See, he should have been in Section 31, not Malcolm! Malcolm was the obvious choice, but Travis has the power of being completely unnoticeable.

 

[kirkfan]

I believe that was Malcolm, whilst wearing a cunning disguise in the prison camp ep. Though at first I considered it might be Hoshi's "invisibility" episode.

Maybe it should have been:
TRAVIS: Don't you recognise me, Malcolm?
MALCOLM: No. Are you wearing some sort of disguise?
TRAVIS: No. [walks away sadly]

You got it.

Travis the invisible?

See, he should have been in Section 31, not Malcolm! Malcolm was the obvious choice, but Travis has the power of being completely unnoticeable.

But it was before section 31 was even called "section 31". They hadn't come up with a name yet. They were still toying with different ideas. Someone proposed "The French Connection" but that was already taken, other names that were dismissed were: "Deep throat","The filthy colon","spy for hire"...

 

[bbjeg]

I believe that was Malcolm, whilst wearing a cunning disguise in the prison camp ep. Though at first I considered it might be Hoshi's "invisibility" episode.

Maybe it should have been:
TRAVIS: Don't you recognise me, Malcolm?
MALCOLM: No. Are you wearing some sort of disguise?
TRAVIS: No. [walks away sadly]

You got it.

Travis the invisible?

See, he should have been in Section 31, not Malcolm! Malcolm was the obvious choice, but Travis has the power of being completely unnoticeable.

Who?

 

[kirkfan]

You got it.

Travis the invisible?

See, he should have been in Section 31, not Malcolm! Malcolm was the obvious choice, but Travis has the power of being completely unnoticeable.

Who?

Like that woman from Voyager's Unforgettable.

 

[eyeresist]

"The filthy colon"

... Oh, I get it. That's clever! And filthy.

 

[jespah]

Travis spends much of his downtime writing Trip/T'Pol fanfiction.