"The Offspring" Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. Iamnotspock

    Iamnotspock Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    LAL: I am functioning within normal... I am fine, thank you.
     
  2. Gul Re'jal

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    GUINAN: Good.
     
  3. Orac

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    Data: Guinan, Lal needs to observe human behaviour.
     
  4. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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  5. Orac

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  6. Gul Re'jal

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    LAL: Father says I would learn a great deal from working with someone as old as you.
     
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  8. Gul Re'jal

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    DATA: That would be most beneficial.
     
  9. Enterprise1981

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  10. Iamnotspock

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    GUINAN: What did you say?
     
  11. Orac

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    Lal: I've been programmed with a listing of fourteen hundred
     
  12. Iamnotspock

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    GUINAN: "I've"?
     
  13. Orac

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    Data: You have used a verbal contraction.
     
  14. Iamnotspock

    Iamnotspock Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    GUINAN: You said "I've" instead of "I have."
     
  15. Orac

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    Data: It is a skill my programme has never mastered.
     
  16. Iamnotspock

    Iamnotspock Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    LAL : Then I will desist.
     
  17. Orac

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    Data: No. You have exceeded my abilities. I do not object, but I do not understand how this has occurred.
     
  18. Gul Re'jal

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    PICARD [OC]: Picard to Commander Data. Please report to my Ready room.
     
  19. Orac

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    Data: Aye, sir.

    [Ready room]

    Data: I am certain the Admiral is anxious to meet Lal. I have been sending him regular status reports on her development.
     
  20. Gul Re'jal

    Gul Re'jal Commodore Commodore

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    PICARD: His visit is not just an inspection of Lal's progress. He has expressed a concern for her environment.