The Night Crew

[thestrangequark]

^Whoever said this was a democracy?

You're right, it isn't, this is a male dominated, glass ceiling driven society where you get paid less and you don't get a vote until we see some bra burning.

In other words, sexy female maid it is! In fact, we're hiring two!

Fine, then. I'll just go spend some time with David in the Doctor Who thread, I bet he'd keep the bathroom clean.

How about one male maid for you to flirt with, and one female maid do all the work, and she ignores Hermiod also.

I love it! It's a win-win (Hermy likes it when they ignore him, don't you, kinkster? ).

 

[RoJoHen]

I just cleaned my bathroom yesterday.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

Quiet you! Traitors will be shot!

I can always out run an Englishman

now now, you all know that I will win, when the admirals heard i got promoted to Vice Admiral and entered the fight, they shit themselves and surrendered

The war end over a week ago. We admirals have better things to do than worry about vice admirals and them thinking they are better than us. Like making fun of Emh.

 

[Hermiod]

Fine, then. I'll just go spend some time with David in the Doctor Who thread, I bet he'd keep the bathroom clean.

Nah, he's still a bloke - and now he's a rich bloke too. He's probably got a sexy female maid to keep his bathroom clean too.

(Hermy likes it when they ignore him, don't you, kinkster? ).

Errrrr, depends...

I can always out run an Englishman

I bet that's what your what your Olympic team thought too.

 

[thestrangequark]

Fine, then. I'll just go spend some time with David in the Doctor Who thread, I bet he'd keep the bathroom clean.

Nah, he's still a bloke - and now he's a rich bloke too. He's probably got a sexy female maid to keep his bathroom clean too.

Not in my fantasies. And that's all that matters in the end.

 

[RoJoHen]

(Hermy likes it when they ignore him, don't you, kinkster? ).

Errrrr, depends...

Only as long as he's tied up.

 

[Philo]

GRRRRR, ARGH!

So I Just came home from the bar and my roommate has completely fucked up my computer! He had infected it with some virus or ad-ware or something so I set the programs to run while I was gone. I come back and they've been cancelled and now I can barely use the thing because It's all gummed up with nonsense.

 

[Hermiod]

Not in my fantasies. And that's all that matters in the end.

Your fantasies revolve around bathroom cleanliness ? And you call me "kinkster" ?

Now, if you'll excuse me, the sexy female maid (who suspiciously happens to look a lot like Morgan Webb) has done a bad job...

Only as long as he's tied up.

Depends what kind of a mood I'm in.

 

[RoJoHen]

GRRRRR, ARGH!

So I Just came home from the bar and my roommate has completely fucked up my computer! He had infected it with some virus or ad-ware or something so I set the programs to run while I was gone. I come back and they've been cancelled and now I can barely use the thing because It's all gummed up with nonsense.

I loved my first roommate to death (I had known him since we were 9), but the first time he touched my computer, he fucked it up, and I was forced to password protect everything.

 

[Philo]

Yeah, it sucks. My roommate is my best friend but I'd like to be able to use my computer in a fashion in which google searches won't open up into ad sites.

 

[JonathonWally]

I can't find my pants....

 

[RoJoHen]

Have you checked your legs?

 

[JonathonWally]

I'm talking bout the ones I want to wear tomorrow

 

[RoJoHen]

For me, those are often the exact same pants.

 

[Philo]

Yeah, me too.

 

[JonathonWally]

Same here, usually. But if I go hit the town tomorrow, i'll need to wear nicer pants.

 

[RoJoHen]

Yeah, I need to invest in some nicer clothes. I'm fine wearing jeans when I go out, but I wouldn't mind a few nice shirts, especially now that bars are non-smoking. I always hated dressing nice to go out, only to come home with my clothes smelling like smoke at the end of the night.

 

[Hermiod]

I think I've only got one pair of trousers that aren't jeans and a load of identical polo shirts.

Large shirts show my belly too much if I tuck them in and extra large feels like a tent.

 

[JonathonWally]

I think I have a good mix of pants and jeans. But most of my jeans are nice jeans. As for shirts, usually a button down, untucked. I don't like tucking shirts in, it's not my personality.

 

[Hermiod]

^Yeah, me neither, but the "fashion" here at the moment is to wear fitted shirts with a belt with a big buckle, jeans and dark shoes. Everyone seems to be dressed that way when I look up from my desk.

I was never a tucked in kind of guy even before my waist expanded.