The Night Crew

[RoJoHen]

Who knew Gettysburg could be so delicious?

 

[Ashu]

And pointy all at the same time!

 

[Philo]

Lincoln knew. That's why The Gettysburg Address was only ten sentences and 272 words long.

 

[Ashu]

Because he ate the rest?

 

[RoJoHen]

My kitty just licked my nose. It was cute.

 

[Philo]

^ Cute! My cat gets overcome with the desire to groom my hair for me sometimes. I usually let him because it's kind of relaxing. It's kind of weird, I know.

Because he ate the rest?

Uhh...yes!

 

[RoJoHen]

Yeah, my cat likes to do that weird thing where she kind of massages you with her paws. It would be a lot more relaxing if she didn't still have claws. I usually have to put several layers of blankets in between me and her paws so she doesn't stab me.

 

[Captain Intrepid]

You should make a model of the attack on Pearl Harbour. Make it out of men in drag and mud.

 

[Philo]

^

Maybe I'll just make a model of the entire cast of characters of CareBears. Anatomically correct, of course.

I think all cats do that, RoJo. I do the blanket thing too. My cat also sucks his own tail. I think it's because he was separated from his mother too early.

 

[RoJoHen]

I think all cats do that, RoJo. I do the blanket thing too. My cat also sucks his own tail. I think it's because he was separated from his mother too early.

Yeah, I know they all do it. I'm just not used to owning a cat that hasn't been de-clawed. This is the first cat I've owned by myself (since I moved out of my parents' house), so I had to make the decision, and I decided she was too cute to be de-clawed.

 

[Philo]

I know. Your cat's adorable

And declawing is cruel. You made the right choice.

 

[RoJoHen]

Damn straight she's adorable.

She's also the only thing I have to take pictures of. I got a new camera last week, and I've been wanting to play with it.

 

[Philo]

It's generally true that for every set of pictures I take, either with my phone or my camera, there will at least be one of my cat.

 

[RoJoHen]

I'm still waiting for my friend to give me copies of all the Halloween pics! My other camera broke Halloween night, so I have none of my own pictures. It's annoying.

 

[Philo]

That sucks. You took pictures but lost them when it broke, or it broke before you could take any? The former being the worse of the two.

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, I took some pictures early in the night, and then the battery died, so I couldn't take anymore. And sometime between the battery dying and the next morning, the camera broke. I managed to salvage one picture, but it wasn't even a very good one.

 

[Philo]

Too bad

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Where are our resident Ladies of the Night Crew?

WEll i'm here.

I haven't seen Shameless.

STFU.

 

[RoJoHen]

Where the hell have you been? It's almost dawn!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I was playing with myself.


I was playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert II: Yuri's Revenge.