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The Next Movie!!!

I want to see an avatar of a sombrero-wearing cartoon pony having gay sex with a meerkat while riding on the back of a big dog that has the secondary hull of the JJPrise where its penis should be.

On the cover of "Stylish Masturbator" magazine.
 
Look, I feel like we are getting off-topic -- and you all know how much I hate when that happens...

What do we know about the new movie?

Nothing?

Perfect.

Discuss.
 
Look, Dennis. I know you are the Pro-The Gays.

But I am just getting sick and tired of them pushing their agenda in Star Trek.

I mean look, The Gays have been mentioned in Star Trek... pretty much never.

It's enough already.

I'm tired of being force-fed something that has never been mentioned.

You really do try too hard. With the attempt at humour I mean.
 
Look, Dennis. I know you are the Pro-The Gays.

But I am just getting sick and tired of them pushing their agenda in Star Trek.

I mean look, The Gays have been mentioned in Star Trek... pretty much never.

It's enough already.

I'm tired of being force-fed something that has never been mentioned.

You really do try too hard. With the attempt at humour I mean.


I've missed you too, Kpnuts.

I see you haven't changed one bit.

Should I read anything into you zeroing in on my gay post? :luvlove:
 
This is seriously the most confused I've been reading a thread on any board on any forum in a while.

Well played.
 
I think the next movie should start with the Enterprise destroying a planet filled with Kirk/Spock slashers and then cut to Kirk and Co. getting medals for saving the sanity of the galaxy.
 
Apparently, JJA has given up on a sequel. The first one was successful so he's moving on other things, quitting while he's ahead.

Prove I'm wrong.
 
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