The Next Movie!!!

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I would like to see things and stuff in the next movie!



I hope it will be the things and stuff that I want to see...

...and not the things and stuff that other people want to see.

 

[Mr Silver]

...And with this final ammendment, the Constitution was complete.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

No gays in the next movie, please.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

The Return Of The King.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Look, Dennis. I know you are the Pro-The Gays.

But I am just getting sick and tired of them pushing their agenda in Star Trek.

I mean look, The Gays have been mentioned in Star Trek... pretty much never.

It's enough already.

I'm tired of being force-fed something that has never been mentioned.

 

[NickInABox]

That's really goddamn ironic coming from someone with a profile picture like yours.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

I want to see Spock and Uhura break up.

Or maybe stay together.

Goddammit, the suspense is killing me.

 

[Shatinator]

Look, Dennis. I know you are the Pro-The Gays.

But I am just getting sick and tired of them pushing their agenda in Star Trek.

I mean look, The Gays have been mentioned in Star Trek... pretty much never.

It's enough already.

I'm tired of being force-fed something that has never been mentioned.

LOL! Brilliant.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Look, I'm all about Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations (IDIC). Lincoln Enterprises needs to sell some jewelry, I get it.

But I think there should be a carve-out in "Infinite" to make sure that we don't include a bunch of shit that we are really prejudiced about.

Jewelry, yes. Gays, no. Jewelry and gays just don't go together.

"Infinite" means blue people and Hortas and slugs and lizards and robots and God. But not The Gays. That's pushing it.

 

[MasuPu'a]

Less lens flare please.

 

[Roger Wilco]

More Spock raising his eyebrow.

 

[Roshi]

They should remake the Amok Time fight. But this time Kirk and Spock should be naked and in stead of Lirpas, they should use their erected dicks. The winner is whoever comes first.

 

[Roshi]

Oh, and keep the duh-duh-DUH-DUH-DUH theme of course!

 

[F. King Daniel]

I think they should find the SS Botany Bay, but instead of Khan, they find Charlie Sheen on board. Kirk has to take on the tiger blood and adonais DNA. At one point, Charlie Sheen's brain is removed and put in Spock's body - and Spock's like, "Dude! Can't handle it! Unplug this bastard!"

 

[Robert D. Robot]

^ We can only hope that Sheen will have his Green Orion Goddesses with him!

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

I simply wish to state for the record that you guys know balls about the film business.

Thus I effectively condense 76,913 of my posts on this board since March 8, 2001 into a single sentence.

 

[thumbtack]

The Return Of The King.

A great day. I shall gladly sit through an all gay Trek if it means we can again enjoy the hilarious smart-assery of Cogley.

 

[thumbtack]

...and not the things and stuff that other people want to see.

Hear, hear.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Look, I came here, to this community of fans discussing Star Trek, to tell people about what I want, not to hear about what other people want.

If I wanted healthy debate, I could just think these thoughts in the privacy of my own head.

Sadly, my skin is not thick enough to handle that, so I have come here to expose my insecurities.

That makes sense, doesn't it?

(Don't answer. I don't care what you people think.)

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Look, I came here, to this community of fans discussing Star Trek, to tell people about what I want...

Fine, but that's not Star Trek. You should just call it something else.