The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

way to make Trip's favorite

 

bubble gum illegal again. This

 

was a gum so strong

 

that it was often used

 

to numb the tongues of

 

Gorn babies. Phlox loved them

 

so much that he liked

 

making sure that whenever Enterprise

 

returned to Earth that he

 

had enough time to go

 

visit Graceland and pay respects

 

to the first Gorn lover

 

of a human rock star.

 

"Wasn't her name Zzznerzznaachht," asked

 

Hoshi, who had translated the

 

intercepted the communiqué to Phlox.

 

"The translation matrix I programmed

 

allows for the Gorn habit

 

to mispronounce human words and

 

slur any Earth standard word