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Game The Most Disliked Third Season Episode

"Prophet Motive" It's a clever idea to use the Ferengi to go back to the Prophets for the first time since the pilot. I enjoy the random weirdness of the Bashir B story.

Oh, the list has finally gotten short enough that the whole thing can fit on my laptop screen at once. It only took 7 pages. :bolian:

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Way To Eden"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Ensigns Of Command"
TNG: "The Bonding"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
DS9: "Meridian"
VOY: "Darkling"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Exile"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
DIS: "There Is A Tide..."
 
"Darkling" Picardo chewing up the scenery is low key hilarious. Also, some minor elements from this episode - the inscription Kes and Zahir find - play a very large role in the Voyager relaunch books, and I love those.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Way To Eden"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Ensigns Of Command"
TNG: "The Bonding"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
DS9: "Meridian"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Exile"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
DIS: "There Is A Tide..."
 
ENT: "Exile" - I don't think it's a particularly great episode, but it's a Hoshi story which is good enough for me :bolian:

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Way To Eden"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Ensigns Of Command"
TNG: "The Bonding"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
DS9: "Meridian"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
DIS: "There Is A Tide..."
 
And the children shall sing bubbley gum music and dance the robot to it:

TOS: "The Way To Eden"​

It's a mess of potential plot points trying to hit on huge societal issues, which is somewhat typical of the third season, but in the spaghetti of a story there's a lot of meaty bits; they merely skimped on the strands that make it swing better. It'd be worse if it was a generic story with less to offer.

But, really, here are some of the plot points, and as with Pokemon I can't catch them all:
  • Society vs the mirage of anarchy
  • Nonconformity even among the nonconformists
  • New diseases made from an enclosed environs
  • Exploring teenage rebellion (and the joke is that there's little really being rebelled against)
    • Though to be fair, no 33 year-old can double as a kid
    • Never mind someone nigh on 40, since hippies were known to not trust anyone over 30...
  • The hippie movement in general
    • Coincidental or not, there was a "Herbert" with a book that was very topical at the time that fits into this "Eden" story a little too well (certainly less vague than a lot of the story's plot points were, but the novel Herbert Armstrong isn't exactly sanitized either, arguably another irony in this complex, multifaceted episode that is more shallow than it should be...)
  • Is Eden really a planet or just a myth?
  • Someone other than Kirk had a love interest at one point
  • Vulcans appreciate multiple points of view and will work in good faith
  • Charles Napier's song lyrics being nerdier than they should be
  • Not all planets with an oxygen/nitrogen atmosphere are habitable for humans
  • Mocking face painting
  • It's been a while since we used the shuttlecraft, and the stock footage is cheaper than teleportation effects
Definitely bold ideas for a show that made its thing by holding a proverbial mirror up to the audience. It almost stretches to the cult phenomenon, which was years away from becoming a big problem and one can easily argue that it already was a problem of sorts by 1969 (Manson, et al) - this story is almost ahead of its time, had they focused on the ideas to come up to some plausible or possible conclusions.

I like how Sevrin's followers aren't all entirely sure of his plan. And how one if not two were quick to go along with it. Wish they had more time to delve into these facets.

Sevrin (proto-Manson in a way) is definitely insane, but the underlying cause wasn't brought up. Another moment to wish they had expounded upon.

We don't get much of Sevrin's plan and how their shiny new community will be formed, much less maintained. There is as much an irony as a reason for the Federation setting up its own system to create a balance in the first place and the reasons given in the episode are a bit shallow and vague...

Stop me if you've not heard this before, but the episode should have devoted more time to the philosophy of Eden.

Yes, yes, Chekov is all wrong. Well, mostly wrong, but him being a serious character and not the butt of backhanded joke is arguably a refreshing change.

Yes, plot points happen for the sake of them. Another fun Trek trope is that the guest characters of the week are given the means to figure out the ship, but nobody's going to bother with "Star Trek MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDCCLXVIII - The Revenge of Sevrin", since naturally he doesn't really die but adapted to the acid...

...which reminds, just how many more drug references can be shoved into Eden, right down to the grass that causes the interlopers to smoke and not the other way around? Sci-fi rarely goes into detail about checking out the shiny new planet's environment to make sure, and it's not like the audience is going to go "Hey, back 1000000000 years ago, how did humans figure out what wasn't edible in ways that didn't kill them?" either... (never mind who first tasted "castoreum" and decided "Yum, tastes like vanilla! Or raspberry! Or whatever flavor I'd rather be licking than where this stuff came from!!" )

As usual, the ending wraps everything up neatly.

At least television made decades later would be more sophisti-- oh, wait...

Also, there's something about the lyrics, oversimplified as they are, finding about having to eat and to drink, then later found about having to think, sounding all nice but like most tv talk shows accomplish nothing, uh-huh!

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Note only did Napier co-write the song, look up what he did while auditioning for the role. It's absolutely no wonder that he clinched the role very quickly. He went on to be a prolific character actor; it's not hard to see why and how...

Groove and bee-haif with teh boomahs 'n' zee shilentz!

So many stories left. A few are spaghetti jumbles with meaty bits. Others are just meaty bits with no strands. Others are nothing but sauce to slather on the audience with. But this story is by no means the worst. It's just a misfire that tripped over its surfeit of plot points, in a season known to be the last, with this one written nearly toward the last, and therefore scribbled out as quickly as possible. I can think of more recent episodes (especially from a certain, and early season 5 DS9 episode) that took hefty themes and squandered them worse.

Also, here's Pokemon at its pinnacle:

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What's left:

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Ensigns Of Command"
TNG: "The Bonding"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
DS9: "Meridian"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
DIS: "There Is A Tide..."
 
It has some weird details, but overall I think "The Bonding" is a compelling story.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Ensigns Of Command"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
DS9: "Meridian"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
DIS: "There Is A Tide..."
 
"The Ensigns Of Command" No episode with that much Data in it is a bad episode. Picard beating the Sheliak at their own administrative game is great.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
DS9: "Meridian"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
DIS: "There Is A Tide..."
 
Whilst one half of the episode is trash, Meridian provides the audience with the first appearance of Jeffrey Combs, with the hilarious holosuite hijinks. Quark's head on Kira's body at the end, saying, "I've been waiting for you," is the perfect cap.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "TransfigurationsQuark's head
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
DIS: "There Is A Tide..."
 
And DS9 is the first series off the board entirely.

"There Is A Tide..."
has the great stuff with Osyraa and Vance. That should have been a bigger part of that story.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
I wondered where my words disappeared to when I was making my post. Quark's head has merged with Transfigurations. :D

Correct List:
TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
Three come to mind, despite all three of them having big issues to go with their meaty bits.

TOS: "Plato's Stepchildren"​

A story that's about bullying, draped in high concept antics of telekinesis and other psi-fi tropes. Roll with it, and this episode is quite a psychological horror story. And a good one.

The story is derided for Kirk acting like a horse, with said scene used out of context to demonstrate how awful season 3 was. Actually, they were acting and to a script that used mind control as means to humiliate the crew into submission, made clear by having McCoy be the everyman we relate to.

McCoy spitting out on the attempted murder of Spock via Parmen's forcing him to emote, again, is high-concept but well-executed.

Kirk welcoming Alexander for asylum at the end is awesome. A shame he wouldn't allow Shahna the same courtesy in "The Gamesters of Triskeleon", but I use headcanon to accept it as Kirk knew Shahna would be a great leader. (The idea that he leaves her saying that she needs to live in her newfound freedom doesn't add up to enough on its own. As with "The Apple", Kirk is playing "dine and dash" with entire societies again, but I digress... He knew Shahna could hold her own and the Providers kept their word. Kirk had a gut feeling that the Platonians would not keep theirs, not so quickly - thus Kirk offering Alexander a hand. Also, there's a sequel waiting; the Romulans or someone else learning how to get biological mind control techniques, or the Platonians finding means in escaping their little utopia.)

This may have been the first interracial kiss in the US, but the UK got there first - years earlier - and didn't have the characters do it under forced coercion either. Props to Nichols and Shatner, if the story is true that they did multiple takes, which either or both of them promptly ruined by making silly faces, to ensure the take with the actual lip locking version was used. Regardless of the coercive aspect within the script, the episode did receive far more positive fan mail than negative. Season 3 TOS was loaded with controversial stuff, but it did start conversations that led to positive differences. That cannot be denied. And should not.

Well, check that, perhaps it may be the second, depending on your point of view.
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What's left:
TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
VOY: "Favorite Son"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
"Favorite Son" - I like the horror aspect of this episode.

What's left:
TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Die Trying"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
I enjoyed more screentime for Nhan, even though it was just to write her out. "Die Trying"

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Anomaly"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
Anomaly would have been a better season opener instead of The Xindi. It told more about the situation the crew were in this season , and in a far more enjoyable way.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Extinction"
ENT: "Chosen Realm"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
Saving "CHOSEN REALM".

While it is a direct ripoff of "LET THAT BE YOUR LAST BATTLEFIELD", it was still good. And Roxann Dawson directing always elevates.


TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TOS: "Turnabout Intruder"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Extinction"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
I enjoy laughing at the first half of "Turnabout Intruder."

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "The Xindi"
ENT: "Extinction"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
And another ENT save: "The Xindi". I somewhat agree with @Seven of Five in that Anomaly would have been a better season opener, but "The Xindi" is a good set-up/prelude/whathaveyou, and does a good job of introducing the MACOs (eventhough I'm not exactly enamoured with them).
And this is where T'Pol's and Trip's neuropressure sessions start - with a little meddling from Phlox :adore:

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "Extinction"
DIS: "Unification III"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
Unification III was a lovely follow-up to the thread from TNG. Seeing the Vulcans and Romulans living together after so many years of strife was great.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "Extinction"
DIS: "The Sanctuary"
 
I'll wrap up Disco and save "The Sanctuary", which is a perfectly fine episode, if a bit undistinguished.

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TOS: "The Cloud Minders"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "Extinction"
 
I don't minder saving this one:

TOS: "The Cloud Minders"

It's a decent enough story and has surprisingly robust acting from all involved, though the ending is way too simple.

As usual for Trek of the era, the color palette choices are lush and vibrant and exciting.

Spock gets a "captain's log" equivalent, which were used back in the day to clue in late-arrival viewers, turning channels between commercial breaks right at when the show started -- no home video or other utilities had existed as such back then, of course. But this monologue is rather good for numerous reasons, even eschewing - if I recall correctly - the "personal log" introduction. It's rather refreshing, really.

OMGz, Droxine has a belly button thing! KIDS AND ANYONE STILL WATCHING STAR TREK, DON'T LOOK AT IT!! TURN YOUR HEADS, NOW!! LOOKING AT IT WILL TURN YOU INTO STONE!!!!!! Sheesh, how come they didn't put that black box thing over it in every scene? Is it too late for me to write into NBC to tell them not to show it? Maybe they allowed it because nobody was watching, and yet, Losi-- (Oh, okay, I know what you're thinking, "Worst. Sarcasm. Ever." and you're not wrong...)

Oh, Droxine and Losira visit the same eyeliner artists... it's not a complaint, the level of detail is extremely good and looks better on blu-ray (by the bayou). And yet Losira had a belly button cover-all for her costume to keep in line with the art of censorship practices of the time... for shame...

But in all seriousness, let's be fair - Droxine was a trendsetter and ahead of fashion trends. Proof:

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Wow. Was William Ware Theiss her costume designer as well? :techman:

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^^ now THAT needs to be available on home video. Lovin' Lily's humor! :luvlove:


What's left:

TOS: "And The Children Shall Lead"
TOS: "Wink Of An Eye"
TOS: "Elaan Of Troyius"
TOS: "The Mark Of Gideon"
TOS: "The Lights Of Zetar"
TNG: "The Price"
TNG: "Transfigurations"
ENT: "Extinction"
 
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