KEENSER: I need to get laid. BAD.
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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Yo, Adrian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's time for my close up!
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
UHURA: ...an alternate universe?
SPOCK: Precisely.
(*Trekkies spend the next year and a half arguing the nonexistant differences between "alternate timeline", "alternate universe", "altered timeline" and "parallel universe" then argue whether TOS and TNG were "erased" or not, then decide the writers are wrong, decide the official timeline chart is wrong, that the film is wrong and argue their personal and entirely subjective opinion like it was the gospel truth*)
SPOCK: Precisely.
(*Trekkies spend the next year and a half arguing the nonexistant differences between "alternate timeline", "alternate universe", "altered timeline" and "parallel universe" then argue whether TOS and TNG were "erased" or not, then decide the writers are wrong, decide the official timeline chart is wrong, that the film is wrong and argue their personal and entirely subjective opinion like it was the gospel truth*)
Spock: Kirk, do you like gladiator movies?
Another that would have worked (on a more serious note):
NuSpock: If Nero is indeed from the future, his arrival in the past caused this timeline to branch from the one he came from. Thereby creating a completely new alternate reality moving along its own path separate from its origin...
NuUhura: So we're living in an alternate universe?
NuSpock: Precicesly.
NuBones: Well that just sucks.
NuKirk: Whuh...?
NuSpock: If Nero is indeed from the future, his arrival in the past caused this timeline to branch from the one he came from. Thereby creating a completely new alternate reality moving along its own path separate from its origin...
NuUhura: So we're living in an alternate universe?
NuSpock: Precicesly.
NuBones: Well that just sucks.
NuKirk: Whuh...?
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Spock: Kirk, you've ever seen a grown man naked?
McCoy: Captain, how soon can we beam down?
Kirk: I can't tell.
McCoy: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Kirk: No, I mean I'm just not sure.
McCoy: Well, can't you take a guess?
Kirk: Well...Not for another two hours.
McCoy: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
***
Admiral: This is Starfleet Command. Identify yourself and give me your position:
Uhura: This is Lieutenant Uhura, I'm sitting down, and facing the front of the bridge. Why would you want to know that?
***
Gaila: Should I fake my orgasms?
Other Orion girls: Yes.
Gaila: Thank you.
Kirk: I can't tell.
McCoy: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Kirk: No, I mean I'm just not sure.
McCoy: Well, can't you take a guess?
Kirk: Well...Not for another two hours.
McCoy: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
***
Admiral: This is Starfleet Command. Identify yourself and give me your position:
Uhura: This is Lieutenant Uhura, I'm sitting down, and facing the front of the bridge. Why would you want to know that?
***
Gaila: Should I fake my orgasms?
Other Orion girls: Yes.
Gaila: Thank you.
In brightest day and blackest night...no evil shall escape my sight...let those who worship evil's might...beware my power Green Lantern's light!
NERO: Anyone want to volunteer to pick the Klingon nits out of my ear?
Hello?
Hello?
NERO: Spock...SPAAAAAAACCKHH!!!!!!!!!
Ayel: He's inside his ship sir, he can't hear you. Maybe if you'd killed him when you had the chance ...like I suggested... this wouldn't be a problem right now.
Ayel: He's inside his ship sir, he can't hear you. Maybe if you'd killed him when you had the chance ...like I suggested... this wouldn't be a problem right now.
The women!
Of course. You can't do a Trek movie without it. Seriously.
Of course. You can't do a Trek movie without it. Seriously.
SULU: Great. Those extreme sports morons followed me all the way out HERE.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Gaila: Oh no, my roommate's here! Quick, hide under the bed!
Kirk: Wait - is the hot? 'Coz, maybe she...y'know...won't mind if we all...just...
Gaila: (*blank stare*)
Kirk: ...y'know...the three of us?
Gaila: Ooohh. No. She's sleeping with her teacher.
Kirk: No fucking way!
Kirk: Wait - is the hot? 'Coz, maybe she...y'know...won't mind if we all...just...
Gaila: (*blank stare*)
Kirk: ...y'know...the three of us?
Gaila: Ooohh. No. She's sleeping with her teacher.
Kirk: No fucking way!
