^Are you sure that's wise? The temporary blindness might compromise his aim 
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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^Are you sure that's wise? The temporary blindness might compromise his aim
JJ abrams:
DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES! GIVE ME RESULTS!!!!!
^Are you sure that's wise? The temporary blindness might compromise his aim
JJ abrams:
DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES! GIVE ME RESULTS!!!!!
PISS FLAYAH!!!!!
We have to go baaaaaaack!!!
PIKE: I'm captain Christopher Pike, to whom am I speaking?
NERO: Hi Christopher, I'm Nero and I've been sober now for three months!
NERO: Hi Christopher, I'm Nero and I've been sober now for three months!
NERO: Set course for Andoria...maximum warp! And someone PLEASE get me a mocha latte! Extra cream!
BRIDGE CREW: Hiiiiiii, Neeeerooooowwww!
UHURA: Gaila, who is he?
GAILA: Who?
UHURA: The butt-breather hiding under your bed.
KIRK: You can hear me breathing?!
GAILA: You can breath through your butt?!?!?
GAILA: Who?
UHURA: The butt-breather hiding under your bed.
KIRK: You can hear me breathing?!
GAILA: You can breath through your butt?!?!?
Uhura: Oh, Spock, is there anything you can't do.
Spock: Just watch me, baby.
Spock: Just watch me, baby.
SPOCK: I am now a member of an endangered species.
And I STILL can't get laid.
And I STILL can't get laid.
AYEL: Prod Nero, seven Federation ships are on their way!
NERO: Did...did you just call me "Prod"?
NERO: Did...did you just call me "Prod"?
Spock: What did on snowman say to the other snowman?
Dr. McCoy: Damnit man...we are about to get sucked into a black hole and you do that joke? You green blooded sonofabi--
Spock: Doctor, I'm simply trying to put you at ease in such a perilous situation. There is no need to engage in colorful metaphors aimed at my parentage. Now then the answer is "Do you smell carrots?".
McCoy: Why you...erp!
Spock reaches over and Vulcan pinches McCoy who falls to the deck with a loud thump
Dr. McCoy: Damnit man...we are about to get sucked into a black hole and you do that joke? You green blooded sonofabi--
Spock: Doctor, I'm simply trying to put you at ease in such a perilous situation. There is no need to engage in colorful metaphors aimed at my parentage. Now then the answer is "Do you smell carrots?".
McCoy: Why you...erp!
Spock reaches over and Vulcan pinches McCoy who falls to the deck with a loud thump
CUPCAKE: Can someone stop punching this townie long enough to shave my back?
Kirk: I must break you, Nero!
NERO: I know your face from Earth history. James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man - he went on to captain the USS Enterprise, but that was another life. A life I will now deprive you of!
KIRK: Didn't Selik say the exact same thing to Captain Archer 100 years ago? Are you stealing lines from some porridge-faced two-bit TV villain now?
NERO: I killed your faaatthhaa!
KIRK: No, the line is "I am your father".
NERO: Gaila is your sister!
KIRK: 
NERO: Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
KIRK: Didn't Selik say the exact same thing to Captain Archer 100 years ago? Are you stealing lines from some porridge-faced two-bit TV villain now?
NERO: I killed your faaatthhaa!
KIRK: No, the line is "I am your father".
NERO: Gaila is your sister!
KIRK:
NERO: Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
NERO: Now that Vulcan is destroyed...who's up for a game of Hide and Seek?
Uhura: Just shut up and give me some ice cream.
Uhura...you complete me.
SCOTTY: Who's that? 
SPOCK: That is Lieutenatant Uhura, our new communications officer...
SCOTTY: I'd like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if you'll pardon the engineering parlance!
SPOCK: ...she is also my girlfriend.
SCOTTY:
SPOCK: Get him off this ship!
(exterior shot: a second escape pod is launched today...)
SPOCK: That is Lieutenatant Uhura, our new communications officer...
SCOTTY: I'd like to get my hands on her ample nacelles, if you'll pardon the engineering parlance!
SPOCK: ...she is also my girlfriend.
SCOTTY:
SPOCK: Get him off this ship!
(exterior shot: a second escape pod is launched today...)
