UHURA: My ass itches like crazy. And that doesn't make any sense, because I just took TWO sonic showers!
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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OldSpock: Furthermore, to be quite honest, those missions are highly classified and I would be obliged to kill you if I told you the truth.
Vulcan boy: (shocked expression)
PIKE: What's the deal with the new wheelchair with the big blinking light? Who's it for?
Captain Robau: "Then ask Captain Nero, what gives him the right to attack a federation starship?"
Nero: "You know what? That's fair. My Romulan Miner's Guild insurance should cover most of the damages. The rest you can just buff out, I think. Oh, and don't worry about any funeral costs: I took out some Genocidal Maniac insurance as well."
Nero: "You know what? That's fair. My Romulan Miner's Guild insurance should cover most of the damages. The rest you can just buff out, I think. Oh, and don't worry about any funeral costs: I took out some Genocidal Maniac insurance as well."
AYEL: Praetor Nero!!
Seven Federation vessels are on their way!! Should be break out the Leroy Neiman paintings?
Seven Federation vessels are on their way!! Should be break out the Leroy Neiman paintings?
"Over Macho Grande?" "I don't think I'll get over Macho Grande"
SULU: Why is my butt making faint squeaking and rustling noises?
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
AMANDA: I want a divorce. NOW.
Meanwhile, at a movie theater on Vulcan
Guy: Man, Transformers 2 sucks hard. I don't think there's anything that can suck more than this.
*Vulcan is sucked into a black hole*
Guy: Man, Transformers 2 sucks hard. I don't think there's anything that can suck more than this.
*Vulcan is sucked into a black hole*
PIKE: WHY does my ass itch so bad?
I took two sonic showers last night...
I took two sonic showers last night...
Why do fools fall in love?
UHURA: Why do my fingers smell like ass?
OHHHH.
Right.
OHHHH.
Right.
Love me long time, Jimbo!
Oh hello everyone, we seemed to have had a bit of a temporal event here.
Allow me to introduce myself, my names Neelix and ...
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
UHURA: Gaila, who's the mouth-breather hinding under your bed?
DARTH VADER: It's a medical condition!
DARTH VADER: It's a medical condition!
Kirk: C'mere you hot motherf--... ummm... wait. Wrong movie.
J.J. ABRAMS:
Add more lens flare to the shot where Chris is taking a leak at the urinal!!
Add more lens flare to the shot where Chris is taking a leak at the urinal!!
