The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Green Shirt]

SCOTTY: My partner here? We had a wee civil union performed on Risa after I knocked him up.

Brings new meaning to Scotty's order to "GET DOWN!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA KIRK: "George!!! There are THREE SIXES on the baby's head!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Nurse: Don't worry, you're going to be all right!

Winona: The Baby too?!

Nurse: Sure, just keep him away from Veridian 3!

 

[cooleddie74]

WINONA:"The baby's healthy, George...and he has Captain Robau's eyes! And nose! And everything else!"

 

[Islander]

WINONA:"The baby's healthy, George...and he has Captain Robau's eyes! And nose! And everything else!"

GEORGE: "But I have his ship mouhahaha!, hmmm wait... I can't steer away from the Narada... NOOOOOO!!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

Nero: (As he stabs Robau) That's THE SISKO'S HAIRCUT!!!!!

 

[Search4]

Romulan Guard: "Don't phase me, bro!"

OH THAT'S GREAT!

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:"I'd kill you, Captain Robau...but I think I just fell madly in love with you instead..."

 

[LeadHead]

George Kirk: Captain to Shuttle 37 is my wife onboard?
Pilot: Yes Sir.
George Kirk: Damn! Take off anyway.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORGE: Are my wife and baby safe?

NURSE BIG-EYES: Yes, sir! They just boarded a shuttle and left!

GEORGE: Good...now get up here and sit on my lap.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I relieve you Sir.
Pike: You're not gonna get away with this you little thief!

 

[Islander]

Robau: "You're Captain now, Mr. Kirk... but don't let it go over your head, I'm still the father of your baby..."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: All she's got isn't enough! What else ya got?!
Scotty: Hang on! I'm checking wikipedia!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: I can eject the warp cores...OR...I can sing a wee tune about love! Which one do ye want?

 

[Islander]

SULU: Kumar, my man, light up... hmm wait... shit wrong movie!

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: That Freakshow guy down in security...did you see the thing oozing pus on his NECK, dude?

CHEKOV: Shut up! Or he might tink you are talking about him!

 

[LeadHead]

Cupcake: Group Hug Everyone!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero: FIRE EVERYTHING!

Random Romulan: FIRE EVERYONE!

 

[Islander]

NERO: "Hi, Christopher, I'm Nero. And might I had you look lovelly tonight. Oh, don't look so surprise. Do you see any chicks on our ship? Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come over, I'm not gonna eat you... well, I might actually... I hope you're as big as the last Captain I invited over some 25 years ago..."

 

[EnsignRicky]

Spock: I love you Jim.

Kirk: Forget it Spock. Your not getting my Budweiser Classic, the king of beers and a product of the Anheuser Busch bottling company of St Louis, Missouri, Earth.

McCoy: Whassup?

Cue the rousing chorus of Enterprising Young Men Of Genius.