The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[cooleddie74]

LOL M! i love it!

This is "level 1" CoolEddie emoticon. "Level 2" he's pulling his hair and "Level 3" he's having a heart attack.

"Level 4"?

I'm naked in public...screaming about the voices in my head and throwing feces.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "A good bluff is like a condom - it's only safe to use once."

 

[EnsignRicky]

Artoo Detoo: Beep.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Random Ensign: "It's way past 2012... why the fuck isn't the world destroyed yet?"

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Chekov: "Authorization Wiktor Wiktor 2."

Computer: "That is not the correct code. Please report to security for arrest and interrogation."

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: "Authorization Wiktor Wiktor 2."

Computer: "That is not the correct code. Please report to security for arrest and interrogation."

Love the mass effect reference!

 

[Islander]

COMPUTER: "LCARS has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Would you like to send an error report to Starfleet Engineering?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

FATAL ERROR!! FATAL ERROR!!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

I think we've all made poor M'Sharak age FAR past a normal rate.

His current avatar is actually a recent picture of him...

Mine is what I'll still look like at age 75. After all the expensive surgery and blood transfusions from young runaways.

The secret to Eddie's youthful appearance at 75?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Romulan Guard: "Don't phase me, bro!"

 

[cooleddie74]

His current avatar is actually a recent picture of him...

Mine is what I'll still look like at age 75. After all the expensive surgery and blood transfusions from young runaways.

The secret to Eddie's youthful appearance at 75?

That...and the massive amounts of drugs with a psychotropic side-effect.

 

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE: Anyone wanna see my superfluous nipple? Guys?

 

[LeadHead]

Spock Prime: Thrusters on full... beam aboard the Orion Slave Girls... Order replacements for the ripped shirts... make jokes about Vulcan logic...

 

[Islander]

Last line of the movie, right before credits:

Capt. Braxton: "Alright, this has gone far enough, let's clean the timeline people..."

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: It's hard out there for a temporal pimp, yo...

 

[Islander]

Xzibit: "Yo, my man Robau is a starfleet Captain and faces threats of the universe on a daily basis but his ship doesn't even have 2 nacelles! He don't know it yet but I'm about to pimp his ride!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: My partner here? We had a wee civil union performed on Risa after I knocked him up.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

<snip>


That...and the massive amounts of drugs with a psychotropic side-effect.

Don't discuss them unless you've brought enough for the class.

 

[cooleddie74]

<snip>


That...and the massive amounts of drugs with a psychotropic side-effect.

Don't discuss them unless you've brought enough for the class.

Chill, baby. I've got your I.V. full of the green stuff right here.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Last line of the movie, right before credits:

Capt. Braxton: "Alright, this has gone far enough, let's clean the timeline people..."

Roabu: Now if I have anything to say about it, Bitch.

Capt. Braxton: Now wait just one mo-[the Relativity blows up]

[the delayed credits begin rolling, because Robau can do that bitch.]

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Where all the white Romulans at?