ROTFLMAO!
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
- Start date
ROTFLMAO!
Nero: WASSUP!!
RobertScorpio
Pariah
The old grumpy Vulcan upon Spock refusing to enter the Vulcan Science Academy..
"Jack ass!"
Rob
"Jack ass!"
Rob
ADMIRAL KOMACK: "What does a man gotta do to get a pair of balls on his chin in this Academy?"
Scotty: If my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 mph your going to see some serious shit.
SCOTTY'S SIDEKICK: "Anyone know where I can score some blow?"
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Kirk, hiding under the bed and watching Uhura in her underwear.
Kirk: "I gotta get sulu a pair of those!"
Kirk: "I gotta get sulu a pair of those!"
Scotty: "Great jumpin' Klingons on a highwire singin' Heart of Oak! Nero's gone to plaid!"
Annoying Fanboy: Not Canon.
[Kirk, Pike, and a ressurected Robau proceed to kick said fan boy's ass]
[Kirk, Pike, and a ressurected Robau proceed to kick said fan boy's ass]
NERO:"I have come back in time to chew bubble gum...and alter history. And I'm ALL OUT of bubble gum."
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Uhura after Kirk left her apartment room...
Uhura to the green girl "Let me continue where kirk left off"...
oh yeah!!!
Rob
Uhura to the green girl "Let me continue where kirk left off"...
oh yeah!!!
Rob
UHURA:"Anyone seen my birth control kit?"
GALIA(sp still?): (Banging fist on table) Brain and Brain! What is Brain?
Kirk: Let me show you babe...(pants drop to floor)
Kirk: Let me show you babe...(pants drop to floor)
NERO:"The tattoos? I got them in college after doing a lot of Risan smack."
RobertScorpio
Pariah
Picard; "We're through"
WILL AND DEANNA:"Computer...end program."
The camera slowly pulls back to reveal Q sitting at a film editing work station.
Q: Aint I a stinker.
Q: Aint I a stinker.
RobertScorpio
Pariah
After Kirk/Pine makes that jump to the lower level of the Romulan ship and almost falls off ..
Kirk: "Whew, try that TJ Hooker!"
Kirk: "Whew, try that TJ Hooker!"
ding ding ding ding ding
