The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ayel: "Hello. We require the presence of your commander. Or else we'll blow you up."

Robau: "Jolan Tru, bitches."

(The Narada is destroyed by his rage).

 

[Daneel]

Scotty: Your telling me I get fat, have my nephew die because the damn turbolift goes to the bridge instead os sickbay, I get stuck in a transporter for almost 100 years, and I wind up on an Enterprise where I've been replace by a blind guy with a viewmaster stuck on his head!? Screw that save the day yourself I'm going to Risa!

Spock: "But on the positive side, you do still have your hair >looks Scotty's head over< ... somehow."

 

[SilentP]

Spock to Kirk: "Oh, and Jim, if some bald guy with a British accent ever asks you to go with him to a place called Veridian III, for fuck's sake, don't go with him."

In a similar vein:

Prime Spock to Kirk: 'The ship can always wait till next Tuesday before leaving Spacedock'

 

[cooleddie74]

YOUNG SPOCK:"My older self just told me there are now Starbucks coffeehouses on every planet in the Mirror Universe as well."

 

[EnsignRicky]

Old Spock puts his hand on young Spock's forehead.

Old Spock: Remember.

Young Spock's head explodes.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "I wear my sunglasses at night - so I can so I can see without being blinded by lens flares."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I'm dating Uhura.
Spock Prime: All these years, I never knew how to get her. It never occurred to me, blow up my home planet!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Annoying Fan Boys: WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO FIX THE TIMLINE, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!

Spock Prime [looks at the Nucrew]: Meh, I think the new guys have got it covered.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Spock Prime: See how white my teeth are? Now give them back.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock Prime: There are some things I need for you to accomplish for me. You must make sure "These Are The Voyages" "The Storyteller" "Shades of Grey" and Most of the last 4 seasons of Voyager never happen in this Universe.

 

[Aragorn]

"You're all astronauts... involved in some kind of star wars!"

 

[JewelsNeeJulian]

Captain Kirk (to Nero): You killed my father.

Nero: Have you any idea how little that narrows that down?

 

[trampledamage]

Captain Kirk (to Nero): You killed my father.

Nero: Have you any idea how little that narrows that down?

 

[LeadHead]

Nero: Fire EVERYTHING! But Save some for the Party Later!

 

[EnsignRicky]

Spock Prime: In about twenty five years, you'll know when, don't dump me on Genesis. Instead, bring me to..... Um, Ok dump me on Genesis.

 

[Captain MAJ]

GALIA(sp?): OW!! My Uterus!!

KIRK: Oops, sorry babe.

GALIA: It's alright, don't be afraid to push. It won't break.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau: "After all, I am human. If you prick me, do I not fuck your shit up?"

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Nero: This is madness!

Robau: This is not madness. THIS! IS! SPARTA!

 

[EnsignRicky]

Scotty: Say hello to my little friend.

 

[RobertScorpio]

ON THE ICE PLANET...SPOCK HAS JUST SAVED PINE/KIRK

Spock; I am Spock

Kirk; Bullshit

Shatner in the theatre : Double bullshit on you!

Rob