The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[Herkimer Jitty]

Scotty: "GREAT RODDENBERRY'S GHOST, LADDIE! IT'S A GIANT SPACE SQUID!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Scotty: "GREAT RODDENBERRY'S GHOST, LADDIE! IT'S A GIANT SPACE SQUID!"

Kirk: There's just one thing I need to know, Mr. Scott: have we got enough cocktail sauce?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Red shirt looking at new Trek phaser: Which barell uses the kill setting again?

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"I get to be the first to beam down? Cool!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Scotty: "GREAT RODDENBERRY'S GHOST, LADDIE! IT'S A GIANT SPACE SQUID!"

Kirk: There's just one thing I need to know, Mr. Scott: have we got enough cocktail sauce?

Scott: "It's no use cap'n, that space squid's got a 12-Power serving size!"

Sulu: (Shocked) "12 Power??!"

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"I'm getting a subspace message on Channel 2 from someone calling themselves teh Baba."

 

[sunburn800]

There be whales here....... er a ship with lots of arms i mean

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:"Who here is up for some drunken fisting?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "I got your gun." (Blammo, Ayel falls to his death.) "You like that, chucklenuts?"

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Space is beautiful, wrapped in pretty colors and cute stuffed animals!

 

[Daneel]

ANYONE: "Aw hell... Why are all the lights on this ship so bright? I feel like I'm gonna be blinded if I even look at a reflective surface."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Nero: "Pardoneth me, Christopher, but dost thou have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:"Hi, Christopher. I'm Ryan Seacrest."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

(as the Narada breaks apart)

Nero: "RYAAAAAAN CHUUUUUUUUUUURCH!"

(Kablamo!)

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU:"Mr. Kirk...the ship is yours. Try not to use it for anything gay and sticky."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pike: "Alright, Sulu... check your speedometer. Make sure you don't have it in Park or Neutral. Check aft sensors for any other vessels in our path. Ease us out slowly. There you go!"

 

[LeadHead]

Robau: It's not going to be a problem that I didn't wear my Klingon Chest Armor today.

 

[Jeri]

"It looks like we'll be putting you in the cargo bay; there shouldn't be a soul around." -- Oh, wait; that was left in there.

 

[trampledamage]

"It look like we'll be putting you in the cargo bay; there shouldn't be a soul around." -- Oh, wait; that was left in there.

I love that line! I love that they've completely turned upside down the normal Trek tendency to have people transport to a strange ship and miraculously arrive in a completely empty corridor.

 

[Jeri]

I know! I always laugh when Scotty says that. The look on the Romulan's face, as well as on Kirk and Spock, is priceless.