Nero: I've seen things you wouldn't believe...
The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI
- Thread starter Samuel T. Cogley
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Nowhere Man
Commodore
Kirk as he drives his uncles corvette off the cliff:" Ths is what happens when you F&*@ a stranger in the ass!"
Mcoy to Kirk:" What the f&#@ does vietnam have do with anything Jim?"
Kirk:" I'm just sayin dude"
Mcoy to Kirk:" What the f&#@ does vietnam have do with anything Jim?"
Kirk:" I'm just sayin dude"
Awesome Bentusi Voiceover Guy: "You are the harbinger of death, Captain Robau. You will lead them all to their end."
Robau: "Sweet. Got a McDonalds or something round here? I'm fucking starved."
Robau: "Sweet. Got a McDonalds or something round here? I'm fucking starved."
ROBAU:"Alrighty, then. Who here wants to be the first bridge officer this duty shift to toss my bald salad?"
Robau: Prepare to feel thyn wrath spacesquid!
OLD SPOCK:"My apologies. My bladder has been unreliable since the year 2376."
Oh no you did not just fire that green shit at me!!
Nero: Piiiiiiiiiiiiike!
McCOY:"What can I tell ya, Jim? It's not the size of the plasma conduit. It's how you service and run it."
Random Cannon Obsesed Trek Fan: THE ENTERPRISE WAS BUILT ON THE GROUND THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!
Captain Robau after coming out of the screen: FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Captain Robau then smights the annoying fan with fireballs that shoot out his eyes. Then feasts on his/her soul.
Captain Robau after coming out of the screen: FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Captain Robau then smights the annoying fan with fireballs that shoot out his eyes. Then feasts on his/her soul.
Nowhere Man
Commodore
" I'm rich bitch!"
KIRK: Nero, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
NERO: What?
KIRK: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
NERO: No.
KIRK: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
NERO: What?
KIRK: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
NERO: No.
KIRK: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
Nowhere Man
Commodore
Kirk as Ner's ship is destroyed(presumeably):" Yippie!"
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?-
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?
Spock: One thing always leads to another, there's never any exceptions. Haven't you ever heard of causality?-
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"I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Nero: Attention crew of the SS Giant Space Squid we will now be engauging the time travel systems please buckel your seat belts and keep your hand, arms, feet and legs inside the space squid at all times andmake sure all cellphones and electronic devices are turned off thank you for time traveling with evil Romulan airways and enjoy your flight.
Final Scene:
Interior: Federation Retirement Colony
NURSE: Doctor come quickly. Ambassador Spock has been sitting there for the last two hours with a strange, blank, far off look in his eyes.
DOCTOR: Yes, I'm afraid he's reaching the final stages of Bendii syndrome. About the only thing we can do for him now is make him as comfortable as possible and give him something for the hallucinations.
Interior: Federation Retirement Colony
NURSE: Doctor come quickly. Ambassador Spock has been sitting there for the last two hours with a strange, blank, far off look in his eyes.
DOCTOR: Yes, I'm afraid he's reaching the final stages of Bendii syndrome. About the only thing we can do for him now is make him as comfortable as possible and give him something for the hallucinations.
Nero looks at blow up the ship button: What does this do?
KIRK: Welcome aboard Doctor Noel.
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