The Missing Line of Dialog that Destroyed Star Trek XI

[T'Aerwynd]

Nero, pitching a fit to some of the other Romulans on his ship:
"I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"

Nero, on his reasons for going back in time:
"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them."

Kirk to Spock:
"We go together like peas and carrots."

Nero, to a subordinate:
"I have hemorrhoids smarter than you!"

 

[Caretaker]

Nero: "Nero SMASH!"

 

[Augustus]

Nero: This is madness

Kirk: No this is not madness. THIS!! IS!! STAR TREK!!

haha this is my favorite!!!!!

 

[Outpost4]

It was a line from a very bad Fabian race car movie I saw years ago. Fabian kept repeating it over and over again in the movie, like it was something important. JJ Abrams saw the same movie and the line has been burned in his brain.

"I'm Jo Jo Killico, king of the hill-i-co. They call me Jo Jo because I've got mo-jo."

Too bad. Inclusion of this line would have made ST:XI.

 

[Capn Flukie]

"Take this cheese to sickbay!"

 

[Alpha_Geek]

OLD SPOCK: I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you!


-or-

KIRK: Nero's hit! I'm going in after him!
VULTAN: Oops.. sorry, wrong set!

-or-



OLD SPOCK: Jim, they need you on the bridge.

KIRK: The bridge? What is it?

OLD SPOCK: It's the small room at the top of the ship with screens, buttons, and flashing lights... but that's not important right now.


-or-


SPOCK: You will not presume to lecture me!
KIRK: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Spock. I mean, up here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

 

[Kryton]

Kirk, you can NEVER understand what it's like to share a name with a long-dead Roman emperor. Until that day, you will not understand...

What's that?

No shit...'Tiberius'? Get out!

I'm outta here...I can't compete with that shit.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

YOUNG SHOUTING SPOCK (breaking the fourth wall and yelling directly at the old-school Trekkies in the audience): "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!"

 

[Saul]

"Teh cannnnnon!!1!11!!!"

Reboooott thsiii!!!1111!!!

 

[FabiusMaximus]

Young Kirk under Uhura's bed (in Stewie's voice)

What's this? My peepee seems to have developed rigor mortis...

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

"Hovercycle" cop: "Surely you can't be siberious.

12-year old Kik: I am siberious...and don't call me Shirley.


(borrowed a little from the text under M'Sharak's Avatar)

 

[trampledamage]

YOUNG SPOCK: With my straight, black Vulcan hair; greys can be unsightly. That's why I choose Clairol!



Losing the lucrative hair colourant sponsorship has unfortunately meant that all the spaceship scenes have had to be down-sized in scope a little.

This is the new Enterprise...

 

[section9]

SPOCK: You will not presume to lecture me, young Padwan.

KIRK: Wrong series, Master Spock. Besides, I vote we send Ensign Ricky over there.

ENSIGN RICKY: *****oh shi...******

 

[GeorgeKirk]

SPOCK: I love you.

KIRK: I know.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

[The scene opens with a farmer working in a cornfield in Iowa...]

Voice to farmer: Build the Enterprise, and he will come.

 

[Nowhere Man]

Pike to Kirk in the bar: " Don't be a fool, stay in school "

 

[M'Sharak]

KIRK: You'd better keep it to yourself.
McCOY: Oh, of course; I'll keep it to myself...
[sotto voce]
McCOY: ...until the disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence reaches my lower lip, and then I'm going to mention it to somebody!

 

[dougkeenan]

Sarek: "You will always be a child of two worlds. One family. Trust your heart. Let fate decide. To guide these lives we see."

 

[cooleddie74]

The REAL missing line:

KIRK:"Where all the Orion women at?!"

 

[Nowhere Man]

Pike:"will the real James Kirk please stand up?''