The Jem'Hadar Line-By-Line

[Orac]

Sisko: Kira, Dax, you heard him. Let's get out of here.

 

[DonIago]

[Runabout Orinoco]
BASHIR: Major, one of the Jem'Hadar ships is making a direct run at the Odyssey.

(Me: Uh oh...)

 

[May 20]

[Runabout Rio Grande]

O'BRIEN: We were retreating. There was no need for a suicide run.

 

[DonIago]

[Runabout Rio Grande]

O'BRIEN: We were retreating. There was no need for a suicide run.

You skipped a line in your eagerness.

 

[Orac]

Start over!

 

[May 20]

You skipped a line in your eagerness.

Eep! I did! Sorry!

Start over!

Aye, aye!

KIRA: Move to intercept.
(But Jem'Hadar ship impacts the Odyssey. BOOM! KaBOOM!!)

 

[Athena28]

[Runabout Rio Grande]
O'BRIEN: We were retreating. There was no need for a suicide run.

 

[May 20]

Deja vu!

SISKO: They're showing us how far they're willing to go. Set a course for the wormhole.

 

[DonIago]

Eep! I did! Sorry!

Aye, aye!

KIRA: Move to intercept.
(But Jem'Hadar ship impacts the Odyssey. BOOM! KaBOOM!!)

No. From the beginning.

To be fair, the first time I saw the episode I did rewind the explosion, so that kinda works.

(coughs) Anywho...

[Runabout Rio Grande]
(Everyone is disembarking at the station)
QUARK: Commander, wait. (re the collar) We need to talk.

 

[May 20]

No. From the beginning.

I considered it. But I figured that after all the excitement we've had in this thread, our resident mod might not appreciate our, um, enthusiasm.

[Ops]

ERIS: I can't believe I'm on the other side of the galaxy.
(Sisko comes out of his office, armed.)

 

[Orac]

Sisko: You'll get used to it. Move away from her.

 

[Sidewinder]

ERIS: I don't understand.

 

[Orac]

Quark: I've been looking over this collar of yours. I thought if I replicated it, I might be able to turn a tidy profit. Imagine my surprise when I discovered there's nothing in here. It's just a complicated locking device.

 

[Sidewinder]

SISKO: Which means you could have used your telekinetic abilities at any time. So the question is, why didn't you?

 

[May 20]

ERIS: You seem to already know the answer.

 

[mattman8907]

SISKO: The Jem'Hadar wanted us to escape, didn't they? That was the plan all along, for us to bring you back here so that you could spy on the Federation.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

ERIS: Well done, Commander.

 

[Orac]

Sisko: You're one of the Founders, aren't you?

 

[May 20]

ERIS: You think the Founders would waste their time with you?

 

[DonIago]

SISKO: Constable.