The Jem'Hadar Line-By-Line

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: This isn't getting us anywhere. Commander, allow me. How would you like a thousand cases of tulaberry wine?

 

[Gelnon]

TALAK'TALAN: Don't bother, Commander. I'm not going to do any permanent damage

 

[Orac]

Sisko: If the Founders are the ones who give the orders, I want to meet them.

 

[Gelnon]

TALAK'TALAN: Those aren't my orders.

 

[Orac]

Eris: He can't take you to the Founders because they don't exist. They're a myth.

 

[Gelnon]

TALAK'TALAN: The Founders exist. They created the Dominion.

 

[Orac]

Sisko: And the Jem'Hadar are their servants?

 

[Gelnon]

TALAK'TALAN: A Ferengi and a human. I was hoping the first race I'd meet from the other side of the anomaly would be the Klingons.

 

[Orac]

Sisko: I'm sorry to disappoint you.

 

[Gelnon]

TALAK'TALAN: It's too late for apologies. The Dominion will no longer stand by and allow ships from your side to violate our territory. I hear that Klingons are effective warriors. What's that weapon they're so fond of? The bat'leth?

 

[May 20]

SISKO: I am not interested in discussing the Klingons.

 

[Sidewinder]

TALAK'TALAN: All right. Then what about the Cardassians? Are you satisfied with the treaty your Federation made with them? It seems a tactical error.

(I do find it strange that Talak'Talan, the first Jem'Hadar that we see in the series is the only one with any kind of personality.)

 

[Orac]

Sisko: How do you know so much about our side of the galaxy?

 

[Sidewinder]

TALAK'TALAN: We gain more knowledge every day, and now we have you to help us learn more.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

SISKO: I don't plan on telling you anything.

 

[Orac]

Talkak'Talan: I won't be the one asking the questions.

 

[Sidewinder]

SISKO: Who will?

 

[Athena28]

TALAK'TALAN: I was really hoping to meet a Klingon.

 

[Kertrats47]

QUARK: Well, now that we're all friends, I feel much better.

 

[May 20]

[Runabout Rio Grande]

(Jake and Nog beam up)
NOG: I hope this works.