It could be worse, he could be a humourless, lifeless moron posting on a sci-fi fantasy internet forum using childish playground language to make fun of non-existant people to appear 'big' in the eyes of others.
But am I
nevertheless, aimless, ambitionless, armless, artless, beardless, bedless, bodyless, boneless, bootless, brainless, careless, classless, clothesless, clueless, crownless, dateless, defenseless, directionless, emotionless, expressionless, eyeless, faithless, fatherless, friendless, godless, groundless, gutless, hairless, harmless, heedless, helpless, hipless, homeless, hopeless, jawless, jobless. joyless, keyless, landless, lawless, limbless, loveless, luckless, lusterless, mateless, meaningless, mindless, mirthless, moneyless, motherless, motionless, motiveless, nameless, noseless, numberless, odorless, ownerless, paperless, parentless, passionless, pathless, patronless. penniless, pitiless, planless, pointless, powerless, priceless. profitless. propertyless, quenchless, reasonless, roofless, rootless, rudderless, ruthless, senseless, sexless, shameless, shapeless, shoeless, speechless, spineless, spiritless, tactless, talentless, tasteless, thankless, thoughtless, toeless, toneless, tongueless, toothless, tuneless, useless, valueless, viewless, voiceless, weaponless, wheelless, winless, witless, and worthless?