It's more difficult to watch a mature man in PJ's and a beergut jumping a wooden railing for drama though.
Agreed. The Muppet Babies approach would be cool if we were to see these people in their early careers. But Captain Punk (Hey, you're a cadet suspended for cheating who's not even supposed to be on this ship. I'll make you XO!) is a but much.
In terms of real spacecraft design--the closest thing I had ever seen to the Enterprise is in Figure 12 on page 6 of thisPDF http://www.aiaa.org/pdf/industry/ShuttleVariationsFinalAIAA.pdf There lenticular designs were covered--other found here: http://www.astronautix.com/fam/lenicles.htm
And there you have two entirely different philosophies of posting. As for JJ-prise with better morphological balance it would look fine.
It could be worse, he could be a humourless, lifeless moron posting on a sci-fi fantasy internet forum using childish playground language to make fun of non-existant people to appear 'big' in the eyes of others.
I know, I know, but a well written critique of the characters I can deal with even if the person definitely does not like the new movie. Resorting to name calling and childish behaviour of calling them "emo" or "Captain Punk" while trying to imply the characters are unprofessional and unkoof is just ridiculously hilarious.
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I'll forgive you for not knowing an AppleBloomIsm since you don't watch the show, but it was a deliberate choice of spelling.