"The Homecoming"/"The Circle"/"The Siege" Line-by-Line!

[LeadHead]

Odo: Truce? You must be joking.

 

[Admiral Shran]

QUARK: Ask the Subytt First Officer if I'm joking. From now on, you and I are going to be friends.

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: You're up to something.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Quark: Why would you say that?

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: Because you're always up to something.

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: I can see this is going to take time, but eventually you'll learn to trust me.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Odo: That'll be the day.

 

[Enterprise1981]

(Odo leaves; Rom tiptoes over to Quark)

QUARK: I don't think I can remember Odo looking quite so perplexed.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

ROM: He's not alone. Those Subytt smugglers were a potential source of great profit.

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: Must I quote you the seventy-sixth Rule of Acquisition?

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Rom: The 76th rule?

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies."

(On the stairs, Quark is stopped by a purple haired lady alien in a closefitting catsuit.)

 

[Brian]

CAPTAIN: Hi, Quark. How are your lobes?

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: Tingling at the sight of you. What'll it be? Another Black Hole?

 

[Brian]

CAPTAIN: No, I don't have time. My ship's about to pull out. Do you know of anyone going to Bajor?

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: Ships go back and forth from there all the time. Why?

 

[Brian]

(The Captain holds up an elaborate Bajoran earring.)
CAPTAIN: I promised someone I'd deliver this for them. Doesn't looks like I'm going to get there this trip.

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: It's an earring.

 

[Leandar]

Captain: I know it's an earring. It was given to me by a maintenance worker on Cardassia IV.

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: Are you saying a Cardassian gave you a Bajoran earring?