The Haiku Thread

[Gryffindorian]

I ate something bad
Now I've got indigestion
Oh, curse you, Popeye's!

 

[Rhaven]

Today was dog day.
Much went wrong, no pooch was safe.
No fatalities.

 

[thestrangequark]

"Work from home" today
Phone conf'rence in my PJs
And daytime TV

 

[cooleddie74]

Dane Cook not funny
Don't care who says that he is
Man makes my ears bleed

 

[NCC-1701-B]

klingon ships destroyed
enterprise investigates
it is v'ger

Reliant taken
Genesis is what he wants
khan noonien singh

spock is still alive
klingons now want genesis
enterprise destroyed

stolen klingon ship
hello computer? Hello?
to bring back some whales

brand new enterprise
what does god need with starship?
in great barrier

praxis exploded
escape from rura-penthe
khitomer accords

destroying some suns
to get back to the nexus
kirk falls on a bridge

travel to the past
to stop assimilation
Cochranes first warp flight

A fountain of youth
Spying on local people
a conspiracy

Picard has a clone
Reman controls romulus
Riker gets a ship

Set course for vulcan
Terrible disaster there
it is Romulans

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

EXCELLENT! "falls off a bridge", LOLOLOL

 

[NCC-1701-B]

I guess that wasn't the bridge he'd hoped to die on

 

[Rhaven]

Friday, finally.
Knock off early, hit the bars.
Happy hour awaits.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Friday

The end of the workweek is here
"TGIF!" Ev'ryone cheers
Let's all go to the bar
Or the nightclub afar
Wanna get me a f****** cold beer.

Oops, wrong thread.

 

[RJDiogenes]

A limerick is
Intrinsically funny
Nobody knows why

 

[rhubarbodendron]

Rising, the sun throws back
his sheets of night-mist.
A little cloud blushes.


(LOL sorry, I can never resist a chance to post something naughty )

 

[cooleddie74]

Honey Boo-Boo awful
Someone should be imprisoned
America decays further

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Turning back the clocks.
Daylight is saved. Brace yourselves:
Winter is coming.