The Haiku Thread

[Zulu Romeo]

Sonnets are alright.
Haikus require thought and wile.
Short, yet sweetly neat.

Of course, the mighty
Iambic pentameter
Rules the Uni-Verse.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I could write some code
To produce these sorts of things
But they would be crap

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I could write some code
To produce these sorts of things
But they would be crap

10 PRINT "Z.R. RULES!"
15 REM [your comment here]
20 GOTO 10

 

[cooleddie74]

Trek reboot was good
Haters always gonna hate
Next film's going to rock

 

[Deranged Nasat]

To be read in a broken Shatner-esque voice, naturally.

The Trek BBS
Of all encountered web boards
The most inhuman

 

[NCC-1701-B]

a b c d e
a b c d e f g
a b c d e

 

[Robert Maxwell]

a b c d e
a b c d e f g
a b c d e

That was pretty lame
I'm sure you could do better
It's not all that hard

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Of course I can fool
Just watch me do this one here
how about that then?

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Of course I can fool
Just watch me do this one here
how about that then?

A superior
effort to be sure just don't
get a big ego

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"That is what she said,"
As actress said to bishop.
Nudge, wink, say no more.

 

[Amaris]

talk like a pirate,
start walking the plank matey,
subtext intended.

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Of course I can fool
Just watch me do this one here
how about that then?

A superior
effort to be sure just don't
get a big ego

That would be awful
I'd best not end up with a
Shatner sized ego

 

[Zulu Romeo]

talk like a pirate,
start walking the plank matey,
subtext intended.

Some folks easily
talk like old time buccaneers.
Me, I find it hARRRRRRRRRRRd.

 

[cooleddie74]

Watched "Small Wonder" once
Put gun in mouth and shed tears
Decided to live

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Darmok, and Jalad
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
Picard and Dathon

 

[cooleddie74]

TLC is lame
Shows make me wretch and gag
Channel execs suck

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Afros look quite cool
Even sometimes on our Spock
those glasses are nice

 

[CorporalClegg]

Can haz cheeseburger?
I would like a cheeseburger.
Talk like cat I must.

 

[mimic]

NaCl
K2CO3
dissolve in water

 

[cooleddie74]

Trix rabbit is nuts
Tries stealing kids' cereal
Guy's a sociopath