The Great Multi-Series Crossover 7-Word Thing!

[Disruptor]

she needed was a patsy.

"Hey, Chekov,

 

[CoveTom]

you're a good patsy, right?"

"Patsy? This

 

[Disruptor]

isn't countree karaoke night!"

"Not Patsy Cline,

 

[CoveTom]

you Russian boob, just plain patsy. Like

 

[CoveTom]

your predecessor, Lieutenant Reilly. Unfortunately, he proved

(invoking the 24 hour rule and continuing forward)

 

[Disruptor]

more vunerable to Klingon pain sticks than

 

[CoveTom]

expected."

Suddenly, a Romulan warbird decloaked.

"Humans,

 

[bbailey861]

the Romulan Empire demands to be included

 

[CoveTom]

in this admittedly ridiculous discussion! We object

 

[Disruptor]

!"

"To what?

"Frankly, your tone of voice!"

 

[CoveTom]

"My tone of voice is designed specifically

 

[Disruptor]

for pleasant coversation," spoke Data.

"Silence your

 

[CoveTom]

unpleasant YAP!" said Neelix. "I have had

 

[Disruptor]

experience in dealing with pointy-eared killjoys

 

[CoveTom]

and the best remedy is DEATH! Death,

 

[Disruptor]

murder most fowl!"

Neelix brandished a chicken

 

[CoveTom]

and belied a loose grasp on English

 

[Disruptor]

, even if his Romulan-hating heart was

 

[Thor Damar]

big and proud. A warbird

 

[CoveTom]

might be deadly, but it's also absolutely