The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

[Thor Damar]

of epic laziness and corrupt

(can one even be 'epically' lazy anyway?)

 

[JayOwl]

shading. "What if we added

 

[Deranged Nasat]

a touch of lilac?"

"Regardless,

 

[Thor Damar]

they do rise up, rise

 

[Disruptor]

up!"

"Purpilized Ferengi are offensive

 

[Deranged Nasat]

to us. Actually, ALL Ferengi

 

[Thor Damar]

are a lovely beige orange

 

[Disruptor]

that goes great with this

 

[Thor Damar]

pile of celebrity endorsements for

 

[JustKate]

"Palm Beach Tan" tanning centers

 

[Thor Damar]

where "If you're not bright

 

[JustKate]

you're blight" is the slogan.

(Do not try these bad rhymes at home. I am a professional writer working under controlled conditions. )

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Try some, do. I'll wait.

(TD, JK, this has become even more amusing than usual because I'm now imagining your Romulan commanders speaking your post content as part of a gripping exchange over the viewscreen).

 

[Thor Damar]

So the heat was on!

(Sorry, I'm from Britain land of the tabloids...)

 

[CoveTom]

And Quark knew it. Now

 

[Thor Damar]

the winter of our discontent

 

[jespah]

was a Partridge Family song

 

[JustKate]

, later covered by the Clash.

(Man, you are right, DN.)

 

[OdoWanKenobi]

But enough about that. Suddenly,

 

[CoveTom]

the Jem'Hadar attacked. Sisko quickly