The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

going to be latinum themed

 

and to cut costs, I

 

arranged to have a cargo

 

of latinum colored paint delivered

 

. Unfortunately, my brother, Rom, blurted

 

'that's not real platinum' and

 

the guests were relieved. They wanted latinum

 

but a room made entirely

 

of balloons shaped entirely like

 

latinum fairies was too much."

 

"Ya, who would've guessed that

 

a Ferengi could get tired

 

of seeing anything that resembled

 

latinum," said Rom, "that was

 

a sight to see."

"Why

 

is the station vibrating?" said

 

Dax.

"It's Odo and Kira

 

once again, practicing their annual

 

hoola hoop contest. They wiggle

 

so hard at times, that