The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

socks made from the finest

 

Altarian sock fiber plants, which

 

only grow when you believe

 

in the Power of Purple.

 

"Enough!" said Al Pacino. "There

 

are too many unfinished plots

 

to resolve, you SOBs!" The

 

worst example of plots left

 

unresolved was the one where

 

Sisko's looking for his lunch

 

in the cargo hold, when

 

he has a vision from

 

a strange being referring to

 

themselves as "Profits" and having

 

lengthy and convoluted balance sheets.

 

"IT'S A FAAAAAAAAKE!" said Sisko.

 

"WHAT??? That's MY LINE!!!" Roared

 

Kai Opaka. "Uh... why are

 

we here?" asked a bystander.

 

"Do we have anything worth