Wining and dining a klingon lady would probably involve gaH... that could make a few guys have second thoughts. 
The Friday Flirt Thread...
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Kehleyr said:Thank you for the drink Daneel, not too many or I will not be responsible for my actions
Ooh, I like the sound of that!
Alright, let's see what I've got here...
Sorry that was to Dac
^ Ah, I am indecisive and like gaH (apparently - typical thing a 'friend would say to put off a prospective date
) ~ but my friend here An Officer, I have seen here batting her eyelashes in your general direction
Daneels drinks are getting to me
^ Ah, I am indecisive and like gaH (apparently - typical thing a 'friend would say to put off a prospective date
) ~ but my friend here An Officer, I have seen here batting her eyelashes in your general directionDaneels drinks are getting to me
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[assumes the factory settings]
"So, how you doin'?"
(I was told this works. They haven't let me down yet.)
"So, how you doin'?"
(I was told this works. They haven't let me down yet.
)
[assumes the factory settings]
"So, how you doin'?"
(I was told this works. They haven't let me down yet.
*voice of Estelle*
"Joey ~ I told you, the audition was yesterday..."
[assumes the factory settings]
"So, how you doin'?"
(I was told this works. They haven't let me down yet.
*voice of Estelle*
"Joey ~ I told you, the audition was yesterday..."
Any other tricks you might recommend?
There is no Klingon word for 'intrigued', either.You must be mistaking me for someone else. There is no such word as 'cute' in Klingon. But I am intrigued...
I don't flirt so well.
^ These are going to cost you...
'you make me smile'
'no-ones ever said that to me before'
'Aww'
Oh shite they're replies... Ok opening words;
'How you' no no no
'What do you think about baby seals?'
'Do you use Timotei shampoo?'
'I'm sorry for staring, but you have the most incredible walk. You don't seem to walk ~ you glide'
Pure genius shat up lines ~ trust me
'you make me smile'
'no-ones ever said that to me before'
'Aww'
Oh shite they're replies... Ok opening words;
'How you' no no no
'What do you think about baby seals?'
'Do you use Timotei shampoo?'
'I'm sorry for staring, but you have the most incredible walk. You don't seem to walk ~ you glide'
Pure genius shat up lines ~ trust me
My recommendations: do NOT use the contributions in the "Scenes You'd Like To See" thread.
That'll be 80 quid. Ta. Have a happy Friday the Flirt-Teenth to you.
That'll be 80 quid. Ta. Have a happy Friday the Flirt-Teenth to you.
Sorry.. ive never been able to successfully flirt, let alone make eye contact... >.>
Whoa, who just slapped my butt?
Yes but being half human there is such a word a 'intri' so let's go from there...There is no Klingon word for 'intrigued', either.You must be mistaking me for someone else. There is no such word as 'cute' in Klingon. But I am intrigued...
They work! And do not have a money back gauranteeMy recommendations: do NOT use the contributions in the "Scenes You'd Like To See" thread.
That'll be 80 quid. Ta. Have a happy Friday the Flirt-Teenth to you.
~ more wine please Daneel 
That was P0sitr0nic, or maybe Zee ~ no it was Trekker...
*Calmly sips beer*Much better with you here.Taking the first step
Hey Emher, how you doing?
Okay that kinda hurt but it's a start.
So honey, what's new? How's that dream car of yours going?
Oh not much, starting up some business possibilities. Trying to save up for the car, laughing at people acting tough in cars I could outrun with it, posting from my bros computer since mine's frying itself, that kind of stuff. Where that Gag'h platter go?
*Calmly sips beer*
So honey, what's new? How's that dream car of yours going?
Oh not much, starting up some business possibilities. Trying to save up for the car, laughing at people acting tough in cars I could outrun with it, posting from my bros computer since mine's frying itself, that kind of stuff. Where that Gag'h platter go?
Oh lets leave that klingon crap alone ~ these mini cheeseburgers are yum
What kind of business? Maybe a self-frying computer 
What is it with men and cars
*Calmly sips beer*
So honey, what's new? How's that dream car of yours going?
Oh not much, starting up some business possibilities. Trying to save up for the car, laughing at people acting tough in cars I could outrun with it, posting from my bros computer since mine's frying itself, that kind of stuff. Where that Gag'h platter go?
Oh lets leave that klingon crap alone ~ these mini cheeseburgers are yum
What is it with men and cars
That's my cue..
Hello darlin'..did you know you dance as you walk?..
as for men and cars..what about the ladies and horses..
Oh lets leave that klingon crap alone ~ these mini cheeseburgers are yum
What is it with men and cars
That's my cue..
Hello darlin'..did you know you dance as you walk?..
as for men and cars..what about the ladies and horses..
Okay then!
Oh Gosh, look at that ~ I've smoked my last cigarette and finished my Martini and it's 2.20 in the morning. I need to retire to my bed chamber.
Please folks keep flirting ~ it is, after all, what makes the world go round.
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