The Friday Flirt Thread...

[wissaboo]

Plec ~ how did you ever get married

By accident. No seriously.

I was working nightshift and I got off work one night... decided to hit the 24 hour supermarket and stock up on Hot-Pockets and other basic bachelor-foods (ranch dressing, ramen, pizza-rolls, mini-tacos, blocks of cheddar cheese and cans of red-beans.) This is at midnight mind you.

I get to the frozen food section and there are no hot-pockets. None. All gone.

This is odd, so I look around and I spot HER. Pushing a shopping-cart FULL of them around the corner. I run (actually walk) over to her and say "could I interest you in parting with a few of those so I have something to microwave at work this week?"

Her reply "Yes of course. I wish I had one of those replicator things from Star Trek then I wouldn't have to share."

Two hours of chit-chat and blah blah later I had her phone-number and a date. Six months later, married.


Now back to the flirting. Are we only permitted to flirt with K'ehleyr or can we flirt with An Officer too?

that is a cute story.


what was she planning on doing with all those hot-pockets though?


is it possible that she just would roam supermarkets at night with a buggy full of hot pockets hoping to lure in a hungry trekkie bachelor?

 

[Gary Mitchell]

My thong just hit the floor, any takers?

You had me at thong.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

So far we just have the women flirting with each other.

So many women... and one of me.

I wouldn't have it any other way. Well, actually I would, but that's another story.

 

[Messianni]

My thong just hit the floor, any takers?

You had me at thong.

She had me at "M".

 

[Daneel]

is it possible that she just would roam supermarkets at night with a buggy full of hot pockets hoping to lure in a hungry trekkie bachelor?

That is probably the best way to go about it.

Plecostomus, that is an awesome story. You're an inspiration to us all, man.

My thong just hit the floor, any takers?

So... how long til your husband gets home?

As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?
Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Plec ~ how did you ever get married

By accident. No seriously.

I was working nightshift and I got off work one night... decided to hit the 24 hour supermarket and stock up on Hot-Pockets and other basic bachelor-foods (ranch dressing, ramen, pizza-rolls, mini-tacos, blocks of cheddar cheese and cans of red-beans.) This is at midnight mind you.

I get to the frozen food section and there are no hot-pockets. None. All gone.

This is odd, so I look around and I spot HER. Pushing a shopping-cart FULL of them around the corner. I run (actually walk) over to her and say "could I interest you in parting with a few of those so I have something to microwave at work this week?"

Her reply "Yes of course. I wish I had one of those replicator things from Star Trek then I wouldn't have to share."

Two hours of chit-chat and blah blah later I had her phone-number and a date. Six months later, married.


Now back to the flirting. Are we only permitted to flirt with K'ehleyr or can we flirt with An Officer too?

that is a cute story.


what was she planning on doing with all those hot-pockets though?


is it possible that she just would roam supermarkets at night with a buggy full of hot pockets hoping to lure in a hungry trekkie bachelor?

You know the answer to that already ~ maybe all you single guys should get to the nearest supermarket and look out for the 'hot-pocket buggy bearing' babes?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

...
As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?
Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

Hey boy, I'll be here more often now I know you're around. I don't suppose you have a dirty martini upon your person *small smile*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Wait a minute - is this like a sparring session or something?

 

[Emher]

Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

I can't flirt *period*



So what am I doing in here?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I don't flirt. I just cope with the trauma.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

I can't flirt *period*



So what am I doing in here?

Taking the first step
Hey Emher, how you doing?

I don't flirt. I just cope with the trauma.

You, Zee, are a dreadful flirt ~ as well you know.

And please all do not look at Shameless as an example ~ 'Oh my' does not cut it for all of us ~ harsh but fair!

 

[Daneel]

...
As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?
Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

Hey boy, I'll be here more often now I know you're around. I don't suppose you have a dirty martini upon your person *small smile*

Why K'ehleyr, you'll turn a young man's head with talk like that.

So... are the rumours I've heard about Klingon women true?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

And please all do not look at Shameless as an example ~ 'Oh my' does not cut it for all of us ~ harsh but fair!

Oh my.

 

[Emher]

Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

I can't flirt *period*



So what am I doing in here?

Taking the first step
Hey Emher, how you doing?

Much better with you here.




Okay that kinda hurt but it's a start.

 

[AstroSmurf]

...
As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?
Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

Hey boy, I'll be here more often now I know you're around. I don't suppose you have a dirty martini upon your person *small smile*

And if he happens to to have two in there...

And please all do not look at Shameless as an example ~ 'Oh my' does not cut it for all of us ~ harsh but fair!

Agreed. (Sorry Shameless.) I expect to be either swept off my feet or titillated to the point of curiosity. If you want me you have to work for it.

And for you kids that are flirt-deficient, a word of advice... Be confident and be yourself. The rest will come naturally. I didn't get to be a Slutty Smurf by reading a book or hiding in the corner. You have to be willing to look the confident fool in order to spread yourself around.

 

[CorporalClegg]

They? Everybody in the thread? Oh dear...

Stupid coolers, still having an effect on my ability to speak proper english.

Or write it as it were...

 

[K'Ehleyr]

...
As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?
Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

Hey boy, I'll be here more often now I know you're around. I don't suppose you have a dirty martini upon your person *small smile*

Why K'ehleyr, you'll turn a young man's head with talk like that.

So... are the rumours I've heard about Klingon women true?

You can bet your broken arm on it Hmm maybe a Klingon (actually half klingon) is probably not good to practise flirting on. I will keep to my human side.
Thank you for the drink Daneel, not too many or I will not be responsible for my actions

 

[K'Ehleyr]

...
As for the rest of you lovely ladies -- uh... come around here often?
Dammit, I can't even flirt over the internet. You see now why I'm still single.

Hey boy, I'll be here more often now I know you're around. I don't suppose you have a dirty martini upon your person *small smile*

And if he happens to to have two in there...

Daneel ~ your services are required...



My god Smurf it's like cutting teeth ~ come on guys!!!

 

[CorporalClegg]

The problem with flirting with Klingons--even of the half variety--is it usually leads to very sore and unpleasant mornings.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I can't flirt *period*



So what am I doing in here?

Taking the first step
Hey Emher, how you doing?

Much better with you here.




Okay that kinda hurt but it's a start.

*Pours Emher a beer and sits beside him*

So honey, what's new? How's that dream car of yours going?