They've already conquered the Gamma Quadrant, and now they're here to conquer your hearts! Put your hands together for this line up of lovely ladies representing the great, the powerful, the impressively knowing what you had for dinner last night Dominion! Look to your left. Now look to your right. The person sitting next to you could be a Founder. You could be a Founder, and we bet you wouldn't tell us. Without further fanfare or ado, let's introduce our beautiful contestants.
#1 Miss Denorios Belt, Odo! Odo is graciously stepping in to represent the Founders. She knows that technically when push comes to shove, she won't necessarily side with the Dominion, but she says she can't deny her heritage, particularly after searching for it for so long. Odo decided to go for a daring look with her makeup. Too daring? It's not for us to decide. (Besides, she's sensitive, and we don't want to hurt her feelings.)
# 2 Miss Valara, Laas! Not to be outdone by her shape shifting sister, Miss Valara says she is doing it for herself. We think she decided to go for a Vulcan look, or perhaps a Romulan. Clearly, she has no intention of walking in the footsteps or staying in the shadow of Miss Denorios Belt, and she hotly contests that blonds have more fun.
#3 Miss Victory, a random Jem'Hadar. The Jem'Hadar are a stoic bunch. They don't have much to say. Actually, our contestant had nothing to say whatsoever when she showed up in her makeup and her...decorative headpiece. If you want to call the Jem'Hadar a "bowhead" you go right ahead. We'll stand over here, waaaay over here, and watch. Yep. She looks...healthy? And oh, yeah, kids, don't do drugs!!
#4 Miss Tified, Broca! Broca wants to assure you that she is 100% loyal to the Dominion. She believes that her showing in their pageant proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt! Sadly, neither you nor I are the ones she needs to convince. We're a bit concerned for her safety, but she insists she has the utmost faith that if she somehow manages to win, no one will assassinate her and put a Founder in her place. (What-ev-er.
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#5 Miss Cloned # 6, Weyoun! We know, the numbering is a little confusing. Weyoun is our fifth contestant but the sixth Weyoun! We hope that clears things up a little. Weyoun wants you to know that Odo is the most beautiful contestant and that you should vote for her. She has...concerns...that if she gets the most votes, Odo will off her in a jealous rage. We'd like to tell her she's just being paranoid...but...she is #6. There has to be a reason for that, right?
There you have them, all the intrepid ladies who were willing to step forward and represent the Dominion in the Alpha Quadrant. They've come a long way to be here, and they assure us they have no intention of going home any time soon. Isn't that a relief?
Let's vote one of these ladies into the final round, getting closer by the minute.
#1 Miss Denorios Belt, Odo! Odo is graciously stepping in to represent the Founders. She knows that technically when push comes to shove, she won't necessarily side with the Dominion, but she says she can't deny her heritage, particularly after searching for it for so long. Odo decided to go for a daring look with her makeup. Too daring? It's not for us to decide. (Besides, she's sensitive, and we don't want to hurt her feelings.)
# 2 Miss Valara, Laas! Not to be outdone by her shape shifting sister, Miss Valara says she is doing it for herself. We think she decided to go for a Vulcan look, or perhaps a Romulan. Clearly, she has no intention of walking in the footsteps or staying in the shadow of Miss Denorios Belt, and she hotly contests that blonds have more fun.
#3 Miss Victory, a random Jem'Hadar. The Jem'Hadar are a stoic bunch. They don't have much to say. Actually, our contestant had nothing to say whatsoever when she showed up in her makeup and her...decorative headpiece. If you want to call the Jem'Hadar a "bowhead" you go right ahead. We'll stand over here, waaaay over here, and watch. Yep. She looks...healthy? And oh, yeah, kids, don't do drugs!!
#4 Miss Tified, Broca! Broca wants to assure you that she is 100% loyal to the Dominion. She believes that her showing in their pageant proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt! Sadly, neither you nor I are the ones she needs to convince. We're a bit concerned for her safety, but she insists she has the utmost faith that if she somehow manages to win, no one will assassinate her and put a Founder in her place. (What-ev-er.
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#5 Miss Cloned # 6, Weyoun! We know, the numbering is a little confusing. Weyoun is our fifth contestant but the sixth Weyoun! We hope that clears things up a little. Weyoun wants you to know that Odo is the most beautiful contestant and that you should vote for her. She has...concerns...that if she gets the most votes, Odo will off her in a jealous rage. We'd like to tell her she's just being paranoid...but...she is #6. There has to be a reason for that, right?
There you have them, all the intrepid ladies who were willing to step forward and represent the Dominion in the Alpha Quadrant. They've come a long way to be here, and they assure us they have no intention of going home any time soon. Isn't that a relief?
Let's vote one of these ladies into the final round, getting closer by the minute.
