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50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
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Ironside
"One Hour to Kill"
Originally aired February 26, 1970
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Ironside's ingenuity is put to the test when he's faced with a gun-toting youth.
When Mark drops Ironside off at the Cave to go to class, we see the Chief followed from the parking garage to the Ironsidecave. The shadowy figure luks around as the Chief prepares for an evening of bathing, eating chili, and watching football. Then Ironside gets an ominous phone call indicating that an anniversary will be celebrated within the hour. Unable to call out, the Chief tries to arm himself and finds that his bullets have been replaced with hardware nuts; display rapiers have been taken from his wall; and his pool cues and most of his pool balls are gone. He manages to retrieve some overlooked balls from within the table and puts them in a tied shirt sleeve. An attempt to leave also reveals that the elevator has been rigged in some fashion. Retreating back to the Cave, the Chief does some rigging of his own, setting up an electrical trap using an oven rack hidden under a rug. All the while, the mysterious stalker lurks around outside, continues making calls, and turns the electricity off and on.
Meanwhile, Eve is treating a reluctant Ed to a night at the opera; Ed suggests going to the Cave to spend the evening with the Chief instead, and tries to call to find the line busy...so they decide to stay until the intermission. Ed gets suspicious and has the operator check the lines out before they leave to get a pizza. As the indications that something's wrong mount, they attempt to speed to the Cave from there, but get pulled over by a motorcycle cop.
Elsewhere, Mark's professor (Henry Corden) tests his students' abilities as witnesses by having a man run in the room and fake-shoot him. Mark is the only student who asserts that the shooter was wearing a wig. It comes out later in the lecture that it's a false detail and Mark was working with the lecturer to make a point about how witnesses could be convinced that they saw something other than what they did. But during the lecture, something that Mark saw back in the garage gnaws at him and he leaves.
A telephone repairman arrives, fixes the line, and calls up to Ironside, but is shot as the Chief is telling him to get the police. It seems that for the purpose of this episode, the show has forgotten that the Ironsidecave is supposed to be in a police HQ building. Finally the stalker is revealed as one Jimmy Chard (Robert Lipton) busts in the Cave doors brandishing a silenced pistol. His brother Billy was arrested by the Chief three years ago and executed for killing two police officers during a robbery. The Chief tries to convince him to give up to help the repairman, who may still be alive, and potentially avoid a murder charge. Along the way, Jimmy notices the trap. As their dialogue continues, Ironside deduces that Jimmy had planned the robbery and backed out, allowing his brother to take the fall. A timed oven explosion previously rigged by the Chief distracts Jimmy, a struggle ensues, and Jimmy gets knocked into another electrical trap near the tub.
By the time the rest of the gang arrives, the repairman is found to have survived. Jimmy is rolled out on a gurney, his own survival not made explicit. In a last, comic beat, Ironside hands Ed the pool balls, having never used them.
Gene Lyons is credited for appearing as Commissioner Randall; if he was in the episode, his part was lost to syndication.
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Get Smart
"Smartacus"
Originally aired February 27, 1970
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Max and the Chief investigate a series of security leaks that seem to be connected to a chain of Roman Bath spas. A spoof of Spartacus.
The spas are run by KAOS agent Montague Leach (Ronald Long), whom Max misidentifies as the drummer for the Electric Hair. Leach uses a "truth steam" on Senator Brookside (John Zaremba) while Max, who's supposed to be watching the senator, is on the phone with the Chief. The Chief then dons a piece to disguise himself as another senator being minded by Max at the spa. Leach takes the opportunity to give Max and the Chief the truth steam, which causes them to be brutally frank with one another.
When Leach learns who the Chief is, he has the steam turned up in an attempt to kill them...but he hasn't counted on "the Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick". Max and the Chief are caught again during an unproductive phone call to Larabee, whom the Chief seems more upset with than usual this episode. Max is put in gladiatorial combat with Leach's Centurion attendant (Michael Lane). Max wins, but is saved from Leach's gun by Larabee, who accidentally makes a disarming shot when he's bumped by an accompanying CONTROL agent.
No doubt having to do with the show being on the cancellation bubble at this point, a two-month hiatus falls between this episode and the final four of the series.
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The Brady Bunch
"The Possible Dream"
Originally aired February 27, 1970
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Now thanks to Cindy, Marcia's diary gets mixed in with books for a charity drive, leading the family on a frantic search. Marcia's worried someone will find out she has a crush on Desi Arnaz, Jr. To cheer Marcia up, Alice contacts Lucille Ball's housekeeper and requests that the young Arnaz pay Marcia a visit.
Guest stars: Gordon Jump as Mr. Collins, Jonathan Hole as Mr. Thackery, Pat Patterson as the collection courier
So...before Davy it was Desi! Arnaz gets a prominent guest credit at the beginning of the episode.
Marcia first assumes that Jan took her diary; then she confronts the boys. After she finds out it was Cindy and promises never to speak to her again, Marcia has a talk with Alice in which she reveals what's in the diary.
The Lucy Show is referenced by name and Alice mentions knowing Ball's housekeeper. Alice fills Mike in on the nature of the situation and he tries to track the diary down, which involves checking a large number of used bookstores.
Peter and Bobby thoughtfully buy Marcia a new diary thinking that will help. After a talk with Carol, Marcia forgives Cindy. An expanded search of the used bookstores by various family members is proving to be fruitless when Marcia gets her surprise visit.
Marcia: You know, when I was younger, I used to think that Captain Kangaroo was something special, but compared to you...!
Desi: How about that? I never thought I'd top Captain Kangaroo!
While Desi's there, Cindy and Carol come home with the diary...and even Carol finds herself momentarily starstruck. As he leaves, Desi gives Marcia a peck on the cheek, and she declares that she'll never wash that cheek again as long as she lives.
Of interest:
Lucy was on CBS and the Bradys on ABC. This inter-network crossover must have owed to both shows being Paramount Television productions.
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Hogan's Heroes
"Six Lessons from Madame LaGrange"
Originally aired February 27, 1970
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The prisoners debate fight or flight when they learn a traitor in the underground will soon be revealing their names to Major Hochstetter.
Hogan finds out about the traitor from an underground contact, cabaret singer Lily Frankel (Marlyn Mason). Gestapo guards taking over camp security nixes the prisoners' plan to escape via the tunnels. Meanwhile, Klink is preoccupied by a rivalry between him and Hochstetter over Lily. Hogan hatches a plan to have Lily distract Hochstetter by making a date with the major that will prompt him to take dance lessons from LeBeau, allowing Hogan to take Hochstetter's place to meet the double agent.
Hogan also nudges Klink into summoning Burkhalter because of his rivalry with the Gestapo. Once the general has ordered Klink to replace the Gestapo guards, Hogan leads Klink and Burkhalter into believing that Hochstetter is interrogating LeBeau in the cooler. Burkhalter and Klink walk in to find Hochstetter dancing with LeBeau in his cell. Hochstetter is placed under house arrest, and Burkhalter also puts a stop to Klink going into town to see Lily.
Hogan meets the double agent in the coda, who passes him the list...even though Hogan's wearing a suit rather than a uniform.
At one point in the episode, Carter refers to civilian underground operatives as "draft dodgers".
DIS-MISSED!
Please.
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Adam-12
"Log 124: Airport"
Originally aired February 28, 1970
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Malloy and Reed's shift this day includes calls concerning a runaway girl, a robbery at a grocery store, and a stolen aircraft.
The episode opens with Reed and Malloy responding to a call from a small local airport where Walt Cook's (Myron Healey) plane has been stolen. The thief is drawing attention to himself by flying around in what seems to be a drunken manner. When he threatens to show off his landing skills, an emergency vehicle races in. After some erratic touch and go business, the pilot regains altitude and comes around for another attempt, this time landing it intact. The officers and Cook find the pilot unconscious and the plane out of gas.
Next the officers check on a lead concerning a 17-year-old girl who ran away to L.A. Investigating the address from which a letter had been sent to a parent, they find a run-down house with hippie decor, an interrupted meal, and the recent scent of marijuana. They leave the house to respond to a call for a 211 in progress at a market. When Malloy approaches the storefront with weapon drawn, the robber tries to get under his guard by pretending to be the proprietor from a distance before drawing and firing, but Pete doesn't fall for it. Reed comes in via the back and the duo surround and arrest the robber. Another pair of officers arrive to cover the outside while Reed and Malloy deal with an unseen partner in the attic. The man claims to be unarmed and unable to walk, but when Malloy slowly raises a mop into the entrance, the robber fires at it. When the officers threaten to use tear gas, the robber tosses his weapons down and surrenders.
The officers next respond to a 459 at a storefront, from which a 3-ton safe and $10,000 have been stolen. Reed guesses that a tow truck reported as stolen the night before was involved. To complicate the situation, the proprietor reveals that the safe is rigged with a stick of dynamite.
Returning to Shabby Hippie Manor, the officers find a lit joint but the place seemingly empty again. Pulling up various rugs, they find a trap door under which Gerald Rogers (Craig Curtis) and Diane Michelle (Ronne Troup) are hiding. The couple object that they're doing nothing wrong, but Rogers is charged with contributing.
The officers are then called to assist a pair of detectives who are investigating a lead on the safe. Concerned with stopping the thieves before they manage to open it and set off the charge, the detectives and officers surround a residential garage and one of the detectives opens the door to find a trio of thieves trying to crack into the safe with power tools. One of the thieves is wounded in a brief exchange of fire and the other two quickly subdued. The credits roll as the thieves object to their treatment, unaware of what they've been saved from.
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Does this mean they won't be disavowed for a change?
Good question. They definitely seem to be operating more within conventional espionage channels this time around.
Actually, my five-year reunion was the only one I went to.
Seems kinda soon for a reunion...some would still be in college.
Because it happened in the Fenwick timeline.
You may be on to something this time...
Ah, yes, Cookie. Unfortunately, one of his scenes is the scene that prevents Forbidden Planet from being as perfect as Casablanca.
Getting Robbie drunk?
