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At last weekend's Edinburgh TV festival, the annual MacTaggart Lecture was delivered by Niles Crane from Frasier, played with eerie precision by James Murdoch. His speech attacked the BBC, moaned about Ofcom and likened the British television industry to The Addams Family. It went down like a turd in a casserole.
Still, the Addams Family reference will have been well-considered because James knows a thing or two about horror households: he's the son of Rupert Murdoch, which makes him the closest thing the media has to Damien from The Omen.
That's a fatuous comparison, obviously. Damien Thorn, offspring of Satan, was educated at Yale before inheriting a global business conglomerate at a shockingly young age and using it to hypnotise millions in a demonic bid to hasten Armageddon. James Murdoch's story is quite different. He went to Harvard.
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Yes Thorn - I mean, Murdoch - refers to the BBC as "state-sponsored media", because that makes it sound bad (although not quite as bad as "Satan-sponsored media", admittedly). He evoked the goverment's control of the media in Orwell's 1984, and claimed that only commercial news organisations were truly capable of producing "independent news coverage that challenges the consensus".
I guess that's what the News Of The World does when it challenges the consensus view that personal voicemails should remain personal, or that concealing a video camera in a woman's private home bathroom is sick and creepy (it magically becomes acceptable when she's Kerry Katona).
Another great example of independent consensus-challenging news coverage is America's Fox News network, home of bellicose human snail Bill O'Reilly and blubbering blubberball Glenn Beck. Beck - who has the sort of rubbery, chucklesome face that should ideally be either a) cast as the goonish sidekick in a bad frat house sex comedy or b) painted on a toilet bowl so you could shit directly on to it - has become famous for crying live on air, indulging in paranoid conspiracy theorising, and labelling Obama a "racist" with "a deep-seated hatred for white people or white culture".
As a news source, Fox is about as plausible and useful as an episode of Thundercats. Still, at least by hiring Beck, they've genuinely challenged the stuffy consensus notion that people should only really be given their own show on a major news channel if they're sane.
Here's Charlie Brooker's take on this...
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At last weekend's Edinburgh TV festival, the annual MacTaggart Lecture was delivered by Niles Crane from Frasier, played with eerie precision by James Murdoch. His speech attacked the BBC, moaned about Ofcom and likened the British television industry to The Addams Family. It went down like a turd in a casserole.
Still, the Addams Family reference will have been well-considered because James knows a thing or two about horror households: he's the son of Rupert Murdoch, which makes him the closest thing the media has to Damien from The Omen.
That's a fatuous comparison, obviously. Damien Thorn, offspring of Satan, was educated at Yale before inheriting a global business conglomerate at a shockingly young age and using it to hypnotise millions in a demonic bid to hasten Armageddon. James Murdoch's story is quite different. He went to Harvard.
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Yes Thorn - I mean, Murdoch - refers to the BBC as "state-sponsored media", because that makes it sound bad (although not quite as bad as "Satan-sponsored media", admittedly). He evoked the goverment's control of the media in Orwell's 1984, and claimed that only commercial news organisations were truly capable of producing "independent news coverage that challenges the consensus".
I guess that's what the News Of The World does when it challenges the consensus view that personal voicemails should remain personal, or that concealing a video camera in a woman's private home bathroom is sick and creepy (it magically becomes acceptable when she's Kerry Katona).
Another great example of independent consensus-challenging news coverage is America's Fox News network, home of bellicose human snail Bill O'Reilly and blubbering blubberball Glenn Beck. Beck - who has the sort of rubbery, chucklesome face that should ideally be either a) cast as the goonish sidekick in a bad frat house sex comedy or b) painted on a toilet bowl so you could shit directly on to it - has become famous for crying live on air, indulging in paranoid conspiracy theorising, and labelling Obama a "racist" with "a deep-seated hatred for white people or white culture".
As a news source, Fox is about as plausible and useful as an episode of Thundercats. Still, at least by hiring Beck, they've genuinely challenged the stuffy consensus notion that people should only really be given their own show on a major news channel if they're sane.
Charlie Brooker as Lord Protector of England, I say!Charlie Brooker for Prime Minister!
Charlie for Queen... I mean King... Charlton Brooker ICharlie Brooker as Lord Protector of England, I say!Charlie Brooker for Prime Minister!![]()
I know there are people here (Americans especially) who don't like idea (or the reality) of the TV Licence, but without the BBC I can say that 99% of the time there would be nothing on TV I would watch that wasn't an American import.
um I think its mostly down to the size of the US, I dont think that if the BBC went away that ITV etc would start to produce dramas on level with HBO.I know there are people here (Americans especially) who don't like idea (or the reality) of the TV Licence, but without the BBC I can say that 99% of the time there would be nothing on TV I would watch that wasn't an American import.
Here's a side question: Why is American commercial TV capable of providing watchable entertainment while British commercial TV is not?
um I think its mostly down to the size of the US, I dont think that if the BBC went away that ITV etc would start to produce dramas on level with HBO.I know there are people here (Americans especially) who don't like idea (or the reality) of the TV Licence, but without the BBC I can say that 99% of the time there would be nothing on TV I would watch that wasn't an American import.
Here's a side question: Why is American commercial TV capable of providing watchable entertainment while British commercial TV is not?
the US has the advantage of a much larger audience, and does a really good job of selling to the global market.
I believe the best example of ITV trying to make its own Doctor Who, recently would be Primeval.um I think its mostly down to the size of the US, I dont think that if the BBC went away that ITV etc would start to produce dramas on level with HBO.Here's a side question: Why is American commercial TV capable of providing watchable entertainment while British commercial TV is not?
the US has the advantage of a much larger audience, and does a really good job of selling to the global market.
So, in the U.K., the potential advertising revenues are so paltry that commercial networks can only just barely afford to even pander to the lowest common denominator?
Take something with mass appeal, such as Doctor Who. What, if anything, prevents or discourages ITV or any other British commercial network from producing a show of similar quality?
You'd be wrong in thinking commercial TV in the UK doesn't produce any watchable TV, in fact some of the most critically aclaimed and loved shows were from commercial channels. Cracker, Prime Suspect, Poroit, Shelock Holmes, Inspector Morse, etc. are all ITV productions... but look at what they are... They recently made Law & Order UK which was good enough to keep me watching, and Primeval, as well as Boy Meets Girl and Afterlife, all shows that were worth watching.I know there are people here (Americans especially) who don't like idea (or the reality) of the TV Licence, but without the BBC I can say that 99% of the time there would be nothing on TV I would watch that wasn't an American import.
Here's a side question: Why is American commercial TV capable of providing watchable entertainment while British commercial TV is not?
that kind of thing has been on the raise over here the past few years, so im glad the BBC is around, as they are not allowed to show teleshopping, dail a tart, quiz call or TV gambling, like some others are.Then there's the vast wasteland of paid programming that no one wants to watch but the TV stations run them anyway because they are paid for it.
I hate those quiz call things. When i had trouble sleeping it used to be nice to turn on the TV and find a old black and white film to watch.that kind of thing has been on the raise over here the past few years, so im glad the BBC is around, as they are not allowed to show teleshopping, dail a tart, quiz call or TV gambling, like some others are.Then there's the vast wasteland of paid programming that no one wants to watch but the TV stations run them anyway because they are paid for it.
best you dont read thisI hate those quiz call things. When i had trouble sleeping it used to be nice to turn on the TV and find a old black and white film to watch.that kind of thing has been on the raise over here the past few years, so im glad the BBC is around, as they are not allowed to show teleshopping, dail a tart, quiz call or TV gambling, like some others are.Then there's the vast wasteland of paid programming that no one wants to watch but the TV stations run them anyway because they are paid for it.![]()
Viewers of broadcaster Five will be able to bet thousands of pounds on roulette from the comfort of their sofa after the broadcaster signed a landmark deal with NetPlay, the interactive gambling group. RTL-owned Five will broadcast NetPlay's SuperCasino.com show three nights a week between midnight and 4am from September 17. The show will be extended to six nights a week in October, before being shown every night of the week in 2010. As part of the deal, Five has been granted an option to buy 5pc of NetPlay's shares for 28.5p – a small premium on Friday's closing price of 28p. The deal has been made possible after communications watchdog Ofcom relaxed rules forbidding television gambling.
best you dont read thisI hate those quiz call things. When i had trouble sleeping it used to be nice to turn on the TV and find a old black and white film to watch.that kind of thing has been on the raise over here the past few years, so im glad the BBC is around, as they are not allowed to show teleshopping, dail a tart, quiz call or TV gambling, like some others are.![]()
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...gambling-as-Five-signs-deal-with-NetPlay.html
Viewers of broadcaster Five will be able to bet thousands of pounds on roulette from the comfort of their sofa after the broadcaster signed a landmark deal with NetPlay, the interactive gambling group. RTL-owned Five will broadcast NetPlay's SuperCasino.com show three nights a week between midnight and 4am from September 17. The show will be extended to six nights a week in October, before being shown every night of the week in 2010. As part of the deal, Five has been granted an option to buy 5pc of NetPlay's shares for 28.5p – a small premium on Friday's closing price of 28p. The deal has been made possible after communications watchdog Ofcom relaxed rules forbidding television gambling.
They already did with ITV Play and Quiz Call, then gave them up... Wouldn't be surprised if they didn't get at least a couple of hours at some point though.I think the biggest question is, when will ITV & C4 follow suit?
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