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Chekov, who suddenly grew a third
of a millimeter taller as he
caressed the third nipple on his
friend Scotty. "Ahhhhhhhh, that's the spot.
Aye, laddie, you're a good friend."
"That's my job!" screamed Kirk "Scotty,
beam up my favorite bottle of
Sugar Free Coca Cola with Sugar
added." Confused, Scotty reached for his
Irn Bru and took a satisfying slug.
"You know you're problem Kirky boy?"
"My snowman stole my Irn Bru!"
Kirk scowled. "What the devil is
wrong with that obese moustachioed old
woman. I cannot understand her
jibber jabber. Someone get me a
plunger and I'll seduce her.
" Scotty panicked, realizing Kirk's intention to
beguile him, he began sweating profusely
and looked for help from Uhura.
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