The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

, Valeris pleaded with a desperately sultry

 

Sulu to touch his elbow again

 

but he only teased her by

 

showing his wrist. Disappointed, Valeris jabbed

 

him on facebook. Sulu was nonplussed

 

and continued his routine of ballroom

 

fondling, much to the chagrin of

 

Kirk who missed the attention.

"Captain,

 

your disapointment is not logical." Insisted

 

his inner voice. "You are everything

 

I desire, and more."
Spock raised

 

both of his eyebrows and winked

 

because he sensed Saavik's sudden urge

 

to gobble his meatballs, unfortunately they

 

were shriveled from his abuse of

 

the vulcan mind probe and the

 

over indulgence of marinara sauce and

 

hormone shots to "treat" his inadequate

 

goatee hair growth in this universe

 

.

"I'm not hungry any more." intoned