Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.
"No matter," Riker uttered, "Tonight I'm
going where no man has gone
to the toilet before: behind Quark's
back while he's chatting up Dax
to distract from his smuggling of
rare live Haggis. He wanted to
have two helpings, but that would
have triggered the alarms.
consumption of wild animals caused interstellar
flatulence that could potentially destroy entire
quadrants. And by "quadrants", I mean
the four-legged beast with two backs
, a euphemism for two people wantonly
engaged in the other Riker manoeuver."
"Can I go now?" asked RIker
before entering Holosuite 1 for passionate
fondling of holographic Troi's large plump
"Mmm...cover them in
gravy. What! No gravy?!" Riker was
outmaneuvered. "No gravy for you, tonight!"
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