The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

but Troi became enamoured with Bashir's

 

mildly better charm and superior intelligence

 

not to mention his unusually lovely

 

chat up lines, such as

 

"Your preganglionic fibers are looking especially

 

cream I recommended? Yes, you're welcome!

 

"
"Those are postganglionic nerves!" interrupted Dax,

 

Bashir started crying and ran away.

 

This gave Dax the opportunity to

 

seduce Troi without distraction. She

 

snuck up behind Troi, then brusquely

 

fondled her buttocks before succumbing to

 

Troi's Betazoid telepathic nerve pinch, which

 

froze her to the spot.

"Bad

 

worm! Didn't anyone teach you it's

 

impolite to be so subtle! Take

 

my catsuit; it's as crude as

 

Quark's repeated attempts to holoscan my

 

singing voice. Now let's plan our