The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

But Sulu had forgotten something; he

 

was acutely allergic to all types

 

of mime and he was all

 

set to go out and shoot

 

a documentary for TikTok about

 

how to get rid of all

 

the meanness in your spirit

 

in ten easy steps that you

 

must repeat over and over again

 

until you get sick of it

 

like a bitch.

Meanwhile Spock had

 

moment of clarity when he saw

 

the poo he'd just squeezed out

 

of two enormous talaxian marsh melons

 

bore an uncanny resemblance to his

 

first girlfriend, who it was said

 

could give shade to an entire

 

squadron of jem hadar soldiers, while

 

Spock was wondering where he put

 

the phaser he used for coercing