The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

form of currency that was called

 

enlightenment credits, handed out to those

 

who resembled Picard.
"The line must

 

drawn but to others only." was

 

the last thing Sulu heard before

 

he passed out from too much

 

bad acting which made him look

 

like the antithesis of Kirk's overacting

 

, flabbergastedly declaring, "My god... Shields. SHIELDS!!!"

 

But it was too late. The

 

shields were down, allowing the Romulans

 

to send a stink bomb inside

 

, so Sulu steered Excelsior straight into

 

a pile of horse poo which

 

was about as large as a

 

billion V'ger clouds. It seemed impossible

 

to discuss the subject without a

 

universal translator, but they decided they

 

could play charades to communicate with

 

Packleds to make them go.... AWAY!!!