The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

jumps, which caused the ceiling to

 

become soiled with greasy Russian excretions

 

because of Chekov's deplorable habit of

 

being a man with greasy skin

 

because a Russian didn't invent soap

 

so he refused to use it

 

, instead pouring Scotch all over his

 

body to kill germs from the

 

dark side of Uranus from which

 

all kinds of invasions come and

 

soil the pants of the Federation

 

which was the nickname for the

 

Federation President's unusually baggy and unflattering

 

clothes that his mum bought him

 

at a discount store near the

 

moon.
The Federation brought back money

 

because it was hard to make

 

and they were ashamed of their

 

lack of money-making skills that

 

had been lost during the great