The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

was able to pinch V'ger on

 

its simulated butt. That created a

 

lightning storm greater than Spock had

 

ever seen even on Vulcan which

 

was renowned for it's electrical storms

 

and its deep tissue massages that

 

caused a spontaneous pleasurable release

 

of convicted felons who were guilty

 

of latently racist thoughts and of

 

publicly and flagrantly exposing their massive

 

ego even bigger than Shatner's. So

 

they all went home. THE END

 

is nowhere near, my friends. Kirk

 

lamented woefully "I'm going to bed."

 

He had a hangover from too

 

little Tranya. Saavik accompanied him to

 

make sure that he wouldn't miss

 

his favourite TV show; Sanford and

 

a bottle of his favorite beer

 

which induced explicit hallucinations of Valeris'