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The 2012 BBS Presidential Election!

Who do you want to be TrekBBS president?

  • J. Allen

    Votes: 37 59.7%
  • RJDiogenes

    Votes: 11 17.7%
  • Awesome Possum

    Votes: 14 22.6%

  • Total voters
    62
  • Poll closed .
Okay, what are we going to get out of this?

I want to know what changes J. will be making now that he is our prettily hooved overlord.
 
I vote J for everything. President, city council, orgy coordinator, guy who goes to check out the suspicious noise in the dark basement. Whatever's up for a vote, really.
 
I wanted to wait until it was certain that I had won, and that my enem- competitors had been sh- defeated.



My fellow BBSers,

This is an important time in the history of the board. I, J. Allen, your President for Life (read the ballot), humbly accept the will of the people, or at least, the will of the people who voted for me.

It is with a happy heart that I accept your votes, and the office of the Presidency. As in all things, a person cannot be where they are without help from their friends and allies, and so I recognize all of you as my compatriots, my loyal supporters, and my organ donors should the need ever arise, which it most certainly will.

I ask that we look forward, now, to the future of the board, and that we prepare ourselves for whatever may present itself; whether it be feast or famine, prosperity or recession, nature's harvest or her fury, a bustling population or a random "cleansing", I vow to lead us through that future, and into the future of tomorrow's future, which will then be our present, as this will be our past. But we shall not look to the future past until we've been in the present, which will be our future, and I ask as we traverse through that past future present, that we look ahead, to the future, and know that we have traveled there together.

So, I thank you, my wonderful supporters, and my grudgingly acceptable detractors, for your support and or disdain, and I promise you that I will always keep all of you in mind, as I do whatever the hell I want to do for myself.

Sincerely and forever,

J. Allen
President of TrekBBS
Prime Minister of LiveSexyNudes.com
First Lady of GeekDating.org
 
As the guy who nominated you, I ask for nothing more than a post in your Cabinet and status as heir apparent in case of "accidents."
 
As the guy who nominated you, I ask for nothing more than a post in your Cabinet and status as heir apparent in case of "accidents."

I'm sorry, you're to be buried with me. However, while I'm alive, you receive all the perks commensurate with your position in my
Administration (lots of anonymous sex and copious drug use).
 
It's too soon to declare a winner. The votes haven't all been counted in Ohio and they're going to go to Awesome Posseum! DO YOU HEAR ME? GET ME THE POLL COUNTERS!
 
Exit polls indicate kiss my butt. J. won. Recounts are for commies and chad lovers!
 
Was not the implication of cooleddie's future internment at his master's side witty enough for you?

Is this what democracy on the Trekbbs is all about, who you would like to CUDDLE?!

Actually. Not a bad idea.
 
I'd go for it. TBBS needs more cuddling.

And bacon, but that's another, much needed thread.
 
Cuddles and bacon! Rise up, ye masses!

I vow to lead us through that future, and into the future of tomorrow's future, which will then be our present, as this will be our past. But we shall not look to the future past until we've been in the present, which will be our future, and I ask as we traverse through that past future present, that we look ahead, to the future, and know that we have traveled there together.
See? Things are getting tense already.

But RJD is best when you need a witty repartee. And I bet he's good to snuggle up to.
I completely agree, on all counts!
 
Secretary of Cute Pony Things.

It pays pretty well.

Excellent.

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well, while I didn't vote for J. Allen, I have to acknowledge that his inaugural post was certainly one of the best ones, grammatically and punctuation-wise, that I have ever seen on this board. (With the exception of my own posts, of course :biggrin:)
 
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