J.'s new beard sealed it for me. He has the follicles of a giant and the soul of a pixie.
The 2012 BBS Presidential Election!
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Then you definitely want to vote for me.
Thank you. You've got a job... all we need is about 21 more votes.
Maybe if we assigned each sub-forum electoral votes I might have a chance.
No I read that very carefully and you assured voters that we had to vote for one of the other two guys and one of them had to win to get this.
But I want polygamy too.
^^ No, I only said they were in favor of it; I never said I wasn't. Politics is the art of the falsehood and half truth. I never said I wasn't born in Zimbabwe, either.
You want polygamy? I'll make you the Secretary of Polygamy.
You want polygamy? I'll make you the Secretary of Polygamy.
The Secretary of Polygamy!!!
That's my dream job.
I would change my vote for this but it seems you are too far behind. You should have begun your very generous offers of power earlier in your campaign!
That's my dream job.
I would change my vote for this but it seems you are too far behind. You should have begun your very generous offers of power earlier in your campaign!
What about his Bart-killing policies?
Hmm, RJ, I voted for you, and you're coming in last. I sure hope I do better in real life.
I completely forgot about this. Vote for me, the other candidates are secretly Cylons and plan to wipe out the human race. Only I am human and will lead mankind to victory.
Also I may or may not have Jewel nude shots and I might release them.
Also I may or may not have Jewel nude shots and I might release them.
Why should we care about those when ponies are always naked?
Applejack wears a hat. 
Considering some of the other candid shots you have...I think I believe you.
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I HAVE CAST MY VOTE.
That's what I get for being the leader of the Apathy Party. I was sitting around looking at nude pictures of Jewel with the leader of the Lethargy Party when we should have been campaigning. On the other hand, that's a pretty good way to kill time.
Thank you. I don't think of it as coming in last. I think of it as coming in third. Which is much better.
^Good point. And my real-life election choices came in first. Whew!
J. will kill our enemies.
With cuddliness. Truly, the worst way to go.
With cuddliness. Truly, the worst way to go.
mine can't. I always stick with my friends.
I think it's safe to say J. Allen won this one. Congratulations, Mr. President.
Has anybody seen Chad? He should be hanging around here somewhere?
I'm sure my third-place showing was the result of low voter turnout, bad weather, polling place intimidation, registration purging and Jupiter aligning with Mars. There's always next time. We shall overcome.
On the other hand, I actually voted for J, so I can't really complain. Congrats, J.
And many thanks to my loyal mini-legion of supporters.
I'm sure my third-place showing was the result of low voter turnout, bad weather, polling place intimidation, registration purging and Jupiter aligning with Mars. There's always next time. We shall overcome.
On the other hand, I actually voted for J, so I can't really complain. Congrats, J.
And many thanks to my loyal mini-legion of supporters.
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