Thanks for killing me, douche.

[SeerSGB]

The universe is a big place.

Not on Star Trek.

The Enterprise could probably have dropped him off at the Buck Rogers matte painting with little upset in their schedule.

And am I the only person who would have suspected some amount of bullshit when there's an explosion just when I'm waiting for my psych test?

See if I was the base Commander I would have kept Wesley on the hook just to dick with the kid:

"What?! This wasn't a god damn test! That man is dead, don't you get it DEAD! Now I have to go tell his wife and three kids that daddy's not coming home cause some punk kid couldn't get his shit together!"

 

[Trekker4747]

Then Wes could've said, "Well thell then their aon died because he was a pussy who couldn't get his shit together enough to simply get up, walk through some CO2, and walk out the damn door!"

 

[T'Girl]

Wesley made the correct choice for a few reason. Unconscious guy would not fight his own rescue, wet panties guy could have flailed and struggled.

While Wesley carried out unconscious guy, wet panties guy might have come to his senses and made his own way out, the opposite wasn't going to happen.

After carried out unconscious guy (if the doors hadn't closed), Wesley could have returned for wet panties guy, who could have conveniently been unconscious himself by that point. Easy to move.

 

[PorthosShadow]

I don't think this screencap quite captures the look your referring to but it's still funny never the less.

 

[Trekker4747]

I don't think this screencap quite captures the look your referring to but it's still funny never the less.

It kind of gets the gist of it.

 

[Alrik]

^
Kinda reminds me of the look that you'd get from the 'other' twin that you didn't ask out.