TAS Caption Contest #27: Cultural

[Rat Boy]

Enough with the Slaver porn, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's interrogate...

For an understandable mistake given its box office gros, our winner is...

Uhura: "My God, we're going to crash!"

Sulu: "Don't worry, I'm like a feather in the wind."

Uhura: "That's the guy from the other movie, and they crashed, and he died!"

For disappointments, our winner is...

"Aw, dammit! They sent the photo, but it's not autographed!"

For rudeness yet funniness, our winner is...

Kzinti: We have captured you for your alluring scent.
Uhura: Oh, thank you. It's Channel #5.
Kzinti: I thought it was called tuna.

And since I'm feeling generous, here's Photoshop awards for all our contestants...

Man, I love LOLHUMANS!

Congratulations to the winners. In this edition, we have Kirk wondering if maybe he should have that malfunctioning phaser turret on the bridge fixed finally. Next, we have the world's largest game of Aztec-themed chess. And finally, Kukulkan's had enough of Kirk mispronouncing his name. Enjoy and see you again in three weeks:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Ah, my awesomeness has arrived."

Kirk: "On second thought, maybe it would go better by the gazebo."

Scotty: "Borgas frat!"

Kukulkan: "I know one of you took a dump in the reflecting pool."

Kirk: "Don't look at me."

Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy: "Uh oh!"

 

[Nathan_Heller]

"I see they no longer even bother casting actors for redshirt roles."

"BP says maybe this will work to plug the leak."

"Your name is Thulsa what?"

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[alte]

Kirk: "I love you Skeletor...I'm just not IN love with you..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Initially when DeForrest Kelley threatened not to appear in TAS, Filmation auditioned other actors for the role of Bones.

 

[alte]

Re: TAS Caption Contest #27: Cultural Abnormality...

Red Shirt #1: Did you used to watch Sesame Street?

Red Shirt #2: I remember the Muppet Show...

Red Shirt #1: Heh Heh...Dude, you're like, the oldest Red Shirt in Starfleet...

Red Shirt #2: Shut Up, Bitch...

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "Damn, and Uhura says I'm white."

Red Shirt #1: "Yeah Kukulkan, you love it like this don't you?"

Red Shirt #2: "That's right Kukulkan, call me poppy."

Kirk: "Back in Iowa, we use to kill things like this with a rack."

Bones: "I could have them beam down a rack."

Kirk: :"Maybe not."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"I'm Winston Zeddemore, Captain. I've only been aboard the ship for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined this ship, I've seen shit that'll turn you white."

Redshirt: "I think I just saw a giant golden condor being piloted by a bunch of kids."
Scott: "Aye lad, we're in the wrong cartoon."

McCoy: "I'm Ok Jim, I've seen this movie, it's called Jurassic Park, and the fat guy dies."

Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise, beam Scotty down here on the double."

 

[Tribble]

Gee, the plot hole are getting more and more obvious!

 

[Mysterion]

KIRK: Greendale Community college? Nope, never heard of it.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

For all the Masion Ikkoku fans out there...

Kirk: It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Crewman Soichiro Otonashi.

Walking Bear: Funny, Mr. Sulu, also made me turn the head last night in his cabin.
Scotty: Ach, laddie, TMI. TMI.

Kirk: My god, Bones... it's... my trouser snake and it's... alive.
McCoy: I told you sticking it to all those alien women might one day do weird things to your penis.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[alte]

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner: Did our budget get cut again?!

Koenig: This was the only way I could appear on the show!

Red Shirt #1: We've been waiting here for hours, I don't think Kirk and Spock are coming back. I think we should go.

Red Shirt #2: The Captain ordered us to wait here, hugging the wierd thing, and that's what we'll do!

Kirk: (watching from afar) 10 more minutes and Spock owes me 50 bucks!

McCoy: What's my divorce attorney doing here?

 

[NathanielM]

Shatner: Did our budget get cut again?!

Koenig: This was the only way I could appear on the show!

Red Shirt #1: We've been waiting here for hours, I don't think Kirk and Spock are coming back. I think we should go.

Red Shirt #2: The Captain ordered us to wait here, hugging the wierd thing, and that's what we'll do!

Kirk: (watching from afar) 10 more minutes and Spock owes me 50 bucks!

McCoy: What's my divorce attorney doing here?

ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Good one!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "When I said I had to drain the lizard, it was just a figure of speech!"

 

[T'Boggan]

Shatner: Spock....pass me my Sharpies Im going to design my own first officer....

Red Shirt #1: Im fed up being killed off in a different horrible way each week. I feel much safer here in Hogwarts playing Wizard Chess.

Red Shirt #2: Yeah!

McCoy: Jim, are you going to tell Sulu that Cod Pieces are not regulation issue....

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Sorry, Ensign, but it isn't working out. I like my crew members to have a bit more substance."

Scotty: "Lieutenant, you're not going to any more garage sales. I realize this was just a tenth of a quatloo, but it's going to take up half your quarters."

McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a piñata player."

 

[Ziz]

"We've eradicated homelessness, poverty, hunger, war and religious fanaticism and you're telling me we STILL can't show Mohammed because of that damn "South Park" episode?

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Sorry that I don't remember your name. I'm afraid I'm drawing a blank.

KIRK: Are we in trouble?
BONES: Is the Space Pope reptilian?
KUKULKAN: I sssssure am!