Uhura: Hey, Weird Legs Blue Pants can we go now?
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Uhura: Hey, Weird Legs Blue Pants can we go now?
SULU:"You realize, of course, sir...if He-Man, Skeletor and She-Ra show up we're all screwed."
SULU:"You realize, of course, sir...if He-Man, Skeletor and She-Ra show up we're all screwed."
SPOCK: Shut up! I got a box of rocks and I'm not afraid to use them!
Astro: Rulu rou rot a riry rice rass!
"Eggs-actly WTF Was That All About Anyway?"
Uhura, Spock, and Sulu decided to play a joke on George Lucas by egging his house. So off they went.
But on the way there Sulu made a slight detour to his favorite bar "The Wobbly Willy". Where he met a man named Shlong Dick McBig Cock.
When they got back to the ship, Kirk poked fun at them for never making it to Lucas's house and that the only thing that got yocked was Sulu's ass.
Uhura, Spock, and Sulu decided to play a joke on George Lucas by egging his house. So off they went.
But on the way there Sulu made a slight detour to his favorite bar "The Wobbly Willy". Where he met a man named Shlong Dick McBig Cock.
When they got back to the ship, Kirk poked fun at them for never making it to Lucas's house and that the only thing that got yocked was Sulu's ass.
(Thanks for the mention !!)
Uhura: What's with Spock?
Sulu: He's sulking 'cause now the 5 year mission is over, Scotty got assigned to design the refit Enterprise and Spock got assigned to test the new uniforms.
Uhura: What's with Spock?
Sulu: He's sulking 'cause now the 5 year mission is over, Scotty got assigned to design the refit Enterprise and Spock got assigned to test the new uniforms.
SULU:"I know a shortcut. We can avoid the Abrams Timeline if we take the wormhole in Sector 21587."
Spock went where no man has gone before. Into the vulva of a giant space serpent on its cycle.
KIRK:"My past/alternate self ran into you inside a what and WHERE?!
That's too coincidental and cheesy even for me."
SULU:"ETA to the Enterprise...twenty-seven minutes."
UHURA:"No communication on normal Starfleet channels. I hope nothing happened to the ship!"
SPOCK:"Will the two of you shut up, please?
I'm trying to read the label on the back of this old whiskey flask."
Uhura: Don't forget to release the parking brake.
Sulu: Oh, come on! It was only that one time years ago.
SULU:"If you and Mister Spock want some quiet time alone I'll understand. I can put in earplugs or something.
Don't think I didn't notice a few years back." (*winks*)
Sulu: "Oh my!"
Sulu: "Have you been using extenze?"
Smiling Boner Bob ( Off screen) "Extenze EXTRA!!"
When the wrekage of the Doomsday Machine crashed on L727-II, the remains of Comodore Decker were still clinging to it.
Kirk: Man, you were a stack of books on legs at the accademy, if I hadn't aimed that Xeno-linguist at you...
Spock: You planned that?
Kirk: Outlined her whole campain for her.
And Ensign Ricky died as he lived.
Having leg cramps. Under a big, fat and wormlike beast with a massive vagina.
Is this Trek's most liberal multi-ethnic politically correct ultra-diverse episode? Three races (Human, Vulcan and Kzinti) and representing the humans, an African-American female and a gay Asian.
Sorry, not a caption, just a sudden thought.
KIRK:"You and Uhura?!?!?
Since WHEN?
Did the timeline get changed at some point and I just don't remember or something?!?"
Eco-friendly transit was more efficient and cleaner.
But damn awkward.
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