CARL:"These caption contests always go down easier when you're BAKED, baby..."
*TAS* Caption Contest 006: Hold Me, Touch Me
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CARL:"These caption contests always go down easier when you're BAKED, baby..."
McCoy: Blast it, Jim! How do you always end up in these situations?
Kirk: Think of it this way, Bones. This time they can use their own trunks for the anal probe. So it won't be as cold as the metal ones.
Slug-thing carrying Kirk: "I love him and hug him and kiss him and name him George."
Still my favorite Bugs bit.
And lifted from Lennie Small in "Of Mice and Men"...who loved to pet and pet and pet small soft animals, and killing them by accident on account of his own strength. His companion was his cousin George Milton, hence that name.
SLUG:"Quick...someone get a shaker of salt for this ham!"
And lifted from Lennie Small in "Of Mice and Men"...who loved to pet and pet and pet small soft animals, and killing them by accident on account of his own strength. His companion was his cousin George Milton, hence that name.
Oh, now he tells me.
I be edgycational.And lifted from Lennie Small in "Of Mice and Men"...who loved to pet and pet and pet small soft animals, and killing them by accident on account of his own strength. His companion was his cousin George Milton, hence that name.
Oh, now he tells me.
McCoy: "Hey Jim, you hear about the oyster who went into a bar and pulled a mussel?"
Spock: "There is a time and a place for invertebrate humour, Doctor. This isn't it."
Spock liked to hang out with the guys from the wa' wa' chorgh wa' wa' chorgh directory services company...
Carl: "You fellas try to muscle in on my territory, I'm liable to bust yo' heads open, you dig?"
<The Klingons dig.>
Carl: "Cool. This party is for you, so git yo'self some drugs and git yo'self some ladies, you dig?"
<The Klingons dig.>
Carl, lowering voice: "You didn't hear this from me, but the fat Scottish one is a man, you dig?"
<The Klingon on the left, C'has, digs a little too much.>
"They promised to get me into the T'Pau concert.
Good guys."
"These guys are lightweights, yo...one blunt full of sehlat skunk and they froze in place starin' at the deckplates!!"
Oh they're cousins....
Not really that Identical cousins and you'll find
They laugh alike, they walk alike...
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind.......when cousins....are two of a kind!!
**This weeks episode** "Space Truckin!"
Narrator: Cousin Spock was over the not really that identical twins house for a visit and some hi-jinks. Let's see was Kooky cousin Spock has in store for the boys this week.
Spock: Hey boys (leans in) have I got a great game for you and it'll keep you busy for hours on end!!
Left twin: really cuz...? What's it called?
Spock: I'm glad you asked! It's called "Space Truckin"...
Righty: Ooooh ooooh ooooh.....hat sounds like fun!!! How do you play?
Spock: Well first I'll describe it before we go hands on...but this game consists of exploring various black holes, checking out Uranus, followed up by letting the sun shine in and we can't forget a good ole' fashioned mooning.
Lefty: Huh cousin Spock? We don't understand..
Righty: Yeah we don't know what you mean.
Spock: Well boys rather than explain it again let's go into your bedroom and let's play a round...shall we?
Twins...Yeaaaahhhhhh!
"We need a deluxe size bag of GAGH-flavored Doritos.
Now, you dig?"
"We're going to go back to my quarters and reenact Two Warriors, One Warnog Chalice."