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*TAS* Caption Contest 006: Hold Me, Touch Me

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Spock: Gentleman, have no fear, what we think is occuring; which is us getting molested by these huge fuckin snails is not...... It is merely an illusion. Those cacti that we ingested outside Captain were not sequoia as the good doctor suggested but the hallucinogen "peyote"

McCoy: Well how the the hell was I supposed to know what it was exactly .......I'm a doctor not a botanist!

Kirk: Relax Bones....no one is blaming you and we're certainly not complaining...... as a matter of fact I'm ordering Scotty to beam the whole lot up to the ship!
 
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KIRK:"Plan B, gentlemen?"

SPOCK:"Already there, Jim. Just soiled myself."
 
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