*TAS* Caption Contest 006: Hold Me, Touch Me

[Cakes488]

Spock: Greetings Gentlemen...please allow me to be the creme in your oreo cookie.

Spock: Captain it appears that the more we struggle the tighter this creatures grip becomes.

Kirk: You're about 2 seconds too late with that warning Spock, this thing just wrung out my bowels.

 

[Rat Boy]

Camera guy: "Everybody say 'peeyimp.'"

Carl Spock and the Klingons: "Peeyimp."

 

[cooleddie74]

"YO, Jim Boy. Wanna join me and the K'Tlor brothers here for a dime bag of the GOOD shit?

We're gonna send out for the BIGGEST veggie pizza you've ever seen,baby!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I suddenly have a hankering for some Doublemint Cum."

On Soviet Omicron Vega, tequila worm eats YOU.

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "After we collect some NCAA Finals losses from the Reverend Doctor McCoy, I'ma have you fellas snort some coke off my penises."

 

[cooleddie74]

"We're gonna hit the Aktuh and Melota reunion concert at Red Rocks, baby.

You in?"

 

[Cakes488]

Spock: Upon closer inspection it appears this appendage is the creatures penis Captain.

Kirk: I finally understand what Sulu's talking about when he says he has penis envy ...........and I think it just peed on me. Good God Spock...we can't let Sulu near this thing...he'll be "laid up" sickbay for a week!!

 

[Cakes488]

Wheelchairs for the 23rd Century....

Kirk knew the creature was excited when he saw her "snail trail"....

 

[Cakes488]

Spock arrived at the "I think I'm turning Japanese" video shoot early to check out his competetion. One look at these guys and Spock new he had this job nailed.

 

[Cakes488]

After the 250th season of Dancing With the Stars and with the ratings falling... ABC decided it was time for a much needed facelift ....and here is the debut of "Has Beens Being Carried"... enjoy!

 

[Cakes488]

Carl: Yo man what the hell is that racket about? Another red alert Jimbo?

Kirk: No spock..it's you setting the fire alarm off yet again on the bridge with your incessent pot smoking. I always wondered why you called yourself "mellow yellow"...I understood the yellow part because of your deathly pallor...but now it's all making sense.....mister!

 

[Rat Boy]

Klortag: "Kahless said that a thousand hits may be taken from one bong in the middle of the night."

Carl Spock: "Righteous."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Sauce for the goose, bitches"

 

[cooleddie74]

CARL:"Yo, Jim...you GOT'S to check out these guys. They have this dude in their culture named Kahless who forged an awesome bong out of his own hair and a roach clip usin' nothing but a volcano!!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Captain the strippers for Sulu's birthday have arrived.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I don't know their names. I call this one 'Vlassic' and this one 'Coke Can.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

"The one on my right is Cumdumpster Prime.

The left? Cumdumpster Minor."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock agreed to join the Officer Exchange Program when he found out he would be serving on the KSS Pillowbiter.

 

[cooleddie74]

"They promised me they can get me into Studio 2269."

 

[Rat Boy]

Klogat: "I...don't understand. What's going on with the TOS Caption Contest?"

Carl Spock: "Just light up and enjoy, jive turkey."